Never take panga with Indians..

Raj was having coffee and sandwich with butter and jam in a dinner when an American who is chewing gum, sat down next to him. Raj politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. American snapped his gum and said, "You Indians eat the whole bread?"

Raj frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."

The American blew a huge bubble. "We don`t. In America we only eat what`s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to India." The American had a smirk on his face. Raj listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"

 Raj replied, "Of course."

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don`t.  In America, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to India."

Raj then asked, "Do you have se>< in America?"

The American smiled and said, "Why? Of course we do."

Raj leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you`ve used them?"

American : "We throw them away, of course."

Now it was Raj's turn to smile. "We don`t. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to  America." :lol:  :lol:

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