Newton's love theory....

by chahat on September 11, 2006, 04:58:33 AM
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Universal Law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer
from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First Law:

A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

Second Law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of
the bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

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- Chahat
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«Reply #1 on: September 21, 2006, 08:28:07 PM »
Ha ha ha ... Usual Smile
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«Reply #2 on: September 26, 2006, 09:49:54 AM »
Nice One Chahat
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