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ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?

 COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm

 thinking about buying a computer.

 ABBOTT: Mac?

 COSTELLO: No, the name is Lou.

 ABBOTT: Your computer?

 COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

 ABBOTT: Mac?

 COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Lou!

 ABBOTT: What about Windows?

 COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

 ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

 COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

 ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

 COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

 ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

 COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write

 proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

 ABBOTT: Office.

 COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

 ABBOTT: I just did.

 COSTELLO: You just did what?

 ABBOTT: Recommend something.

 COSTELLO: You recommended something?

 ABBOTT: Yes.

 COSTELLO: For my office?

 ABBOTT: Yes.

 COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

 ABBOTT: Office.

 COSTELLO:.Yes, for my office!

 ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

 COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just

 say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What

 do I need?

 ABBOTT: Word.

 COSTELLO: What word?

 ABBOTT: Word in Office.

 COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

 ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

 COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

 ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue W.

 COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue W if you don't start with

some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the

 Internet?

 ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

 COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of

 your business. Just tell me what I need!

 ABBOTT: Real One.

 COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3, & 4.

 Can I watch them?

 ABBOTT: Of course.

 COSTELLO: Great, with what?

 ABBOTT: Real One.

 COSTELLO; OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What

 do I do?

 ABBOTT: You click the blue 1.

 COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

 ABBOTT: The blue 1.

 COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue W?

 ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.

 COSTELLO: What word?

 ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

 COSTELLO: But there are three words in office for windows!

 ABBOTT: No, just one. But its the most popular Word in the world.

 COSTELLO: It is?

 ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It

 pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

 COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

 ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even

part of Office.

 COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial

 bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

 ABBOTT: Money.

 COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

 ABBOTT: Money.

 COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

 ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

 COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer?

 ABBOTT: Money.

 COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

 ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

 COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

 ABBOTT: One copy.

 COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

 ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

 COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

 ABBOTT: Why not, they own it.