Once Upon a TIME ............:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Tosha

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Once upon a time. There was just one cinema theatre in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen, the owner of the theatre, had installed a khaadi dhoti.
The villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: "GANDHI KEE DHOTI". Some of the Up coming films/attractions at "GANDHI KEE DHOTI" cinema hall, as advertised in the Local Newspaper were:

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'KACHHE DHAGE'
Gandhi keeDhoti mein 'HUL-CHUL' .
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Daraar '.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Chuppa Rustom'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'aandhi'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Garam Hawaa'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Kuchh Kuchh hota hai'.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Josh'.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Mere Do Anmol Ratan' .
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Judwaa '.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya'.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'HeraPheri'.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein ' Kaante '
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Kucch to hai'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Qurbani' ! Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Woh kaun thi'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Kal Ho Na Ho'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Waisa Bhi Hota Hai'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Chameli'
Gandhi keeDhoti mein 'Gangaajal'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Pyaasi Jawani'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Ab Tak 56'


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Delicate_Doll

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Once Upon a TIME ............

«Reply #1 on: March 20, 2006, 07:16:46 AM »

lol...nice ...already got in sms long back...but anyway..thanks for sharing :wink: he he...nice toshhhh Usual Smile


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Tosha

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«Reply #2 on: March 20, 2006, 11:55:38 AM »

huh..!!! well i foung it a lil bad ke Gandhi ji pe joke bana dala\... but then .. kiska majak nahi banta ... aur dil pe mat le yaar ... do pal ke zindgi hai to haal le na ...

ha ha ha ...!!!

wt eve it is damn funny


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NewYorker

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«Reply #3 on: March 28, 2006, 11:27:24 PM »

gandhi ji ko bhi lapete diya ...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tumhaare liye .... Oct 2 ki chutti cancel .. :lol:


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Tosha

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«Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 07:55:40 PM »

ha hya ha ... yaar waise bhi itne kam chutti milti hai aur tum yeh chutti bhi cut kar do .. !!


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mili_genie

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«Reply #5 on: April 03, 2006, 09:10:49 PM »

good tosha ji.... gandhi ji ke bara baja diye ekdum sahi bola aapne new yorker ji... inki chutti cancel...:lol:


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Tosha

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«Reply #6 on: April 03, 2006, 09:47:31 PM »

yeh to gunda gardi ho ragi hai ... mil julke ... Gandhi ji ne kaha hai no ahinsa


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NewYorker

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«Reply #7 on: April 03, 2006, 09:58:58 PM »

ahinsa ....Woh to theek hai ..par

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Ahinsa' ... :?:


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Tosha

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«Reply #8 on: April 04, 2006, 05:46:36 PM »

bas yeh kuch aisa hi majhra hai ... NewYorker ..!!!


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