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mili_genie

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I say no to drugs/Smoke/Alcohol they just don't listen

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

Born free taxed to death.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and
the blinking red light.

The hardest part of skating is the ice.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll
believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he
has to touch it to be sure.

If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1 on: September 06, 2005, 01:47:25 PM »

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mili_genie

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«Reply #2 on: September 07, 2005, 05:49:21 AM »

ok salmaji....


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #3 on: September 07, 2005, 09:01:29 AM »

oopssssssss no "jee" milli jeeee plz jee lol

nice one


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mili_genie

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«Reply #4 on: September 07, 2005, 09:51:11 AM »

ok salama & i m glad jo aapko ye pasand aaya


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bond

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«Reply #5 on: September 07, 2005, 06:20:38 PM »

nice ones


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Talat

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«Reply #6 on: September 09, 2005, 12:24:13 PM »

Nice ones Genie !!!


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imran4u

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«Reply #7 on: September 15, 2005, 09:12:20 PM »

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The rich get richer and the poor get children

The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common

Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!

Jungle is empty without u...Plz come here (Mehkma Junglaat)

My calculations are U+ME=Children!

My door is always open so feel free to leave..

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mili_genie

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«Reply #8 on: December 10, 2005, 04:14:45 PM »

*Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!

*The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove
it.

*A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't
have had if you'd stayed single.

*The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.

*If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's counselling.

*The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

*If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

*My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...He drinks straight
out of the bottle.

*Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

*Getting caught is the mother of invention.

*Advertisement: Guitar, for sale, cheap, no strings attached

*"Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself !"

*My wife is so ugly... A cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.

*Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

*Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."


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mili_genie

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«Reply #9 on: December 22, 2005, 01:38:31 PM »

Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't
talk for a year and a half.

Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting
people, and kill them.

Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut
Up.'

Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be
there when it happens.

Ø Always and never are two words you should
always remember never to use.

Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been
over served.

Ø The road to success is always under
construction.

Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!

Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of
divorce.

Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of
your time.

Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in
the wrong lane.

Ø Born free; Taxed to death.

Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some
people just don't have film.

Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up
to.

Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is
the paperwork.

Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,
the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.

Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an
idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was
the genius.

Ø The trouble with being punc tual is that
there's no one there to appreciate it.

Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why
are there phone bills?

Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars
in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell
him a park bench has just been painted, he has to
touch it to be sure.

Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!

Ø If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Ø It's not the fall that kills you; it's the
sudden stop at the end.

Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your
horn louder.

Ø Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino's
Law of Burnt Fingers)

Ø Someday is not a day of the week


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