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by ilu on July 24, 2004, 07:08:35 AM

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Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were > travelling in an Auto Rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three > of them died. Yama was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. > He > asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already > decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with > this decision. > He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three > of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused > public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that > there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision > is > made; and should not be just based on opinion or preconceived notions.. > Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an > English test. > > 1] PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Advani is > asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes. > It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA". > Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and > that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false > intent. Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give > another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would > provide > an equal platform for all three). > > 2] PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily > and > passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes. > Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GRRRRRR....." Tough one. He fails > again. > Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the > other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a > test in history Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he > > would not take any more tests. > > 3] PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?".He replied "1947" > and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence > struggle?" He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: > 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000 and > passes. >It's > Laloo's turn now.Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the > > 200,000 who died in the independence struggle. Laloo accepts defeat > and > agrees to go to HELL.
> > Moral of the story : > > IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

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