papa- papi

by nishita on August 15, 2004, 07:36:56 AM
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Ek baar sardar apni bete ko sabji mandi lekar jatha hai.

jab beta wahan seb(apple) dekhtha hai. To sardar ji se seb mangta hai tho sardar kethe hain "bade bade seb tho punjab mein milthe hain yeh tho sebi hai sebi".

Tabhi who kela mangta hai tho sardar kehtha hai "bade bade kele tho punjab mein milthe hain yeh tho keli hai keli".
Agle din jab ladka report card latha hai tho uske ank 0 hota hai tab uska papa(sardar)kehta hai kya anda lekar aya hai tu to sardar hai.

To ladka kehta hai bade bade ande to punjab mein milte hai yeh to andi hai andi.Is par sadar gussa hokar kehta hai main tera papa hoon.

To ladka kehta hai bade bade papa to punjab mein milte hain aap tho papi ho papi.
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nishita
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«Reply #1 on: August 23, 2004, 08:41:32 AM »
Once a Sardar ji rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire;
But still the Sardar ji was jailed, why?

Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters.
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sanju
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«Reply #2 on: August 23, 2004, 09:22:04 AM »
lolz nishi..
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nishita
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«Reply #3 on: August 23, 2004, 06:15:01 PM »
hehe
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Pooja
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«Reply #4 on: August 23, 2004, 07:29:58 PM »
ha ha ha ha ha nishita
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nishita
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«Reply #5 on: October 30, 2004, 10:28:12 AM »
Sardar gave a Lotus 2 Priyanka Gandhi 2 impress her. In return, she slapped him.
He asked, Y? .. She said: you gave me BJP symbol , so I gave you Congress's reply..!!!

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SARDAR ASKS HIS LADY OFFICE ASSISTANT TO COME HOME LATE NIGHT AS NO ONE WOULD B THERE IN THE HOUSE...


THE LADY AGREES AND GOES TO HIS HOUSE AND SHE FINDS NO BODY THERE.

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Once sardarji woke up in the morning and asked his wife "ooye dekh kahin tujhe suraj dikhaiyee de raha hai ke", and sardarni replied " nahi ji yahan toh sab andhara hai", and sardarji replied " ooye toh torch leke dhoondh naa".
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Talat
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«Reply #6 on: October 30, 2004, 01:34:36 PM »
Shocked happy9 happy9
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akela
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«Reply #7 on: October 30, 2004, 07:09:41 PM »
Usual Smile
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Rishi
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«Reply #8 on: October 31, 2004, 05:33:26 AM »
**
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University Final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
Oye, I am only following the instructions - 'Answer in brief'.
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Talat
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«Reply #9 on: October 31, 2004, 06:01:40 AM »
Shocked Shocked tongue3
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nishita
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«Reply #10 on: October 31, 2004, 04:33:35 PM »
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in India's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton
10. Six kings of India have been called Akbar, the last one being Akbar the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The "Jana Gana Mana " is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three storey building located?
17. Which part of India produces the most oranges?
(a) Gujarat
(b) Russia
(c) Canada
(d) Pakistan
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?
19. What does AIR (All India Radio) stand for?
20. The University of Chandigarh tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C. (a) A.D. (a) still waiting

*You must answer at least three questions correctly to qualify*
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«Reply #11 on: November 01, 2004, 01:12:38 PM »
Four Sardarjis went to Railway station and found that the train they are looking for is late by an hour then just to kill the time they went outside the station for marketing.

When they came back they found that the train for which they were on the railway station is leaving then they started running like leopard and 2 of them catch the train and suddenly after boarding/catching the train they started laughing like anything.

One person questioned them "Oye Kya hua praaji, itna kyon haans rahe ho?"

SARDARJI BOLA " Kamal ho gaya, jinhe chhodne (see of) aaye thhe wo to niche hi reh gaye"
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nishita
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«Reply #12 on: November 07, 2004, 10:46:55 AM »
sardar had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat.After an hour's wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, "Hey, Balbir!" He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.Then he realized he had lost his place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again.After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to buy a coke. The line at the concession stand was also very long. But since the game hadn't started he decided to wait. Just as he got to the window, a voice called out"Hey, Balbir!" Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck. He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke. Finally he had his coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited for the first ball, he heard the voice calling, "Hey, Balbir!" once more. Furious, He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs,"My name isn't Balbir!"
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«Reply #13 on: November 07, 2004, 10:54:29 AM »
Nice one Nishita..

Sardar ke upar jok marne mein aap ko mahatat hasil hai....

Kahin Manmohan Singh Dekh lenge naraz ho jayenge.......
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Talat
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«Reply #14 on: November 08, 2004, 03:01:53 PM »
happy9happy9happy9
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