Pappu pass kaise ho gaya.

by Funny_Soul on January 31, 2009, 09:48:57 AM
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
 PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
 TEACHER : What are you talking about?
 PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
 
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 TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
 PAPPU : Here it is!
 TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
 CLASS : PAPPU!
 
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 TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
 PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
 TEACHER : No, that's wrong
 PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
 
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 TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
 PAPPU : I is...
 TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
 PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
 
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 TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
 PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
 
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 TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
 PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
 
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 PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
 FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
 PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
 
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 TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
 PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
 
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 TEACHER: Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
 PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
 
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 TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
 PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
 
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 TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 PAPPU: A teacher
 
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«Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 12:04:01 PM »
Bohat Hi Funny Hai, Nice One,.
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«Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 12:25:59 PM »
 Laughing hard  Laughing hard  Laughing hard  Laughing hard

Nice Jokes  Thumbs UP
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