phone call

by main_aisa_hi_hoon on February 06, 2005, 12:17:45 PM
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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Meena
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«Reply #1 on: February 06, 2005, 07:23:32 PM »
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll  :lol:  :lol:
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #2 on: February 06, 2005, 07:25:26 PM »
good joke...
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main_aisa_hi_hoon
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«Reply #3 on: February 06, 2005, 07:33:02 PM »
Quote from: "Meena"
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll  :lol:  :lol:


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thanks meena ji Usual Smile
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main_aisa_hi_hoon
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«Reply #4 on: February 06, 2005, 07:33:46 PM »
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good joke...


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thanks
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dhadkan
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«Reply #5 on: February 07, 2005, 06:14:13 AM »
gud 1
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«Reply #6 on: February 07, 2005, 04:01:14 PM »
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gud 1


thanks dhadkan ji Usual Smile
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akela
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«Reply #7 on: February 08, 2005, 05:20:46 PM »
Usual Smile
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sunny_india_king
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«Reply #8 on: February 08, 2005, 05:47:43 PM »
Ishawar kare hardin aapki khushian
Petrol ke bhav ke tarah badhe, aur
gum bipasha ke kapdon ki tarah kam ho...
"HAVE A NICE TIME"
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«Reply #9 on: February 16, 2005, 10:23:33 PM »
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Usual Smile


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