PJ's Bhaaji

What did the lonely banana say?
I'm a"kela".

What did the green peas say?
Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
"Aaloo?"

Where do cauliflowers hang out?
In the Gobi desert.

What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
Angoora

What is a vegetables favourite love song?
Love me tinda.

What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
Why do phools fall in love?

What did the confused egg say?
I don't unda-stand.

Where do earrings go on holiday?
Bali.

What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
Jhinga Bells.

What did the half eaten naan say?
I wish I was puri.

What did the lonely potato sing?
" Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

What language do carrots speak?
Gajar-ati.

What did the first pizza slice say the other pizza slice so it would move?
Pizza - "HUT" re!!

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