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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Robert Mugabe died & went
straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and
see how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you?
 The devil says "Five million dollars"
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
 Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I
wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too”
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well,
devil how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit
back on his chair.
Robert Mugabe was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want
to call Zim too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna
talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody".....
He called Zim and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked &
 talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you?
The devil says "One dollar".
Mugabe is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one fuc*ing
dollar??"
The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to
another
hell, it's local".

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George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England.
 
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
 
Are there any tips you can give to me?"
 
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
 
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
 
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
 
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
 
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
 
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
 
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
 
Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his vice president the same question.
 
"Dick. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
 
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
 
"I'm not sure," says Dick Cheney. "Let me get back to you on that one."
 
Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes John Kerry's shoes in the next stall.

Cheney shouts, "John! Can you answer this for me?
 
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
 
John Kerry yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
 
Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's John Kerry."
 
Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
 
Gotta Love those Republicans!!!!!!

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