Position OR Performance...

by angel4u on September 28, 2009, 04:42:13 AM
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A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?
The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!
God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming
voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.
God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...
'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.
'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED’

It’s PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.
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«Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 05:21:41 AM »
Quote from: {Angel} on September 28, 2009, 04:42:13 AM
A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?
The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!
God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming
voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.
God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...
'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.
'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED’

It’s PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

good angel ji  icon_scratch icon_scratch
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angel4u
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«Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 05:29:01 AM »
Thanks... tongue3
kya hua samajh nia aaya kya?
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 05:31:16 AM »
Ha angel ji samajh me hi nhi aaya tabhi to sir khuja rha hu ji  Shocked Even More Shocked Even More Shocked Even More
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angel4u
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«Reply #4 on: September 28, 2009, 05:39:28 AM »
Sidhi si baat hia, position se zyada performace count karta hia.... samjhe ab?
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #5 on: September 28, 2009, 05:41:39 AM »
Ha agar is tarah samjhaoge to dar kar bhag jayunga angel
sor majak kr rha hu ha samajh gya and good and nice
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angel4u
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«Reply #6 on: September 28, 2009, 05:50:48 AM »
hehehehehe
mujhe nai pata tha mere logics kisiko dara bhi sakte hai. Khushi hui ye jaanke tongue3
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #7 on: September 28, 2009, 05:55:18 AM »
Agel ji apka logic nhi apne jab kha na samjhe to dar gya tha he he he  NaNaNa NaNaNa
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angel4u
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«Reply #8 on: September 28, 2009, 05:56:41 AM »
 hello2 hello2 hello2

ye jaanke bhi badi khushi hui hia mujhe  hello2 toothy10
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #9 on: September 28, 2009, 05:57:56 AM »
agar apko isi tarah khushi milti h to aage aage dekhiye hota h kya  Giggle Giggle
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angel4u
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«Reply #10 on: September 28, 2009, 06:10:57 AM »
achha aisi baat hai?

for example? Kya hoga???  Is it SO! Is it SO!
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Roja
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«Reply #11 on: September 28, 2009, 06:12:01 AM »
hahaaa... Nice story nice post dear angel...
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #12 on: September 28, 2009, 06:13:34 AM »
angel ji jo bhi hoga manjure khuda hoga dont worry be happy  Laughing hard Laughing hard
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Roja
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«Reply #13 on: September 28, 2009, 06:17:15 AM »
Quote from: {Angel} on September 28, 2009, 06:10:57 AM
achha aisi baat hai?

for example? Kya hoga???  Is it SO! Is it SO!

oye tu gusse se na dekh ... Rishi darr gaya Giggle
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«Reply #14 on: September 28, 2009, 06:18:23 AM »
ab aap bhi kyu dara rhi ho roja ji ek hi kafi the pahle ab aap bhi de rhi ho unka sath  NaNaNa NaNaNa
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