Project Estimation!

This is an e-mail sent to me by one of my friends..
Would like to share it with all of you!!
Tell Me how was it!!


WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS OF DESIGNATIONS AT OFFICE!!


1. PROJECT MANAGER is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2. DEVELOPER is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3.  ONSITE COORDINATOR is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. CLIENT is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5. MARKETING MANAGER is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6.  RESOURCE OPTIMIZATION TEAM thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7. DOCUMENTATION TEAM thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8. QUALITY AUDITOR is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.


and lastly.................

9. TESTER is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

10. TEAM LEADER is a person who actually knows how many men and women are required
to deliver the baby, but will not tell anyone.