Q & A: Jokes ..

by NewYorker on April 28, 2005, 08:30:19 PM
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Q - How do u CUT roads?
A - By LAUGHING.

bcoz ....  "Hanste Hanste Cut jaye Raaste"

 :lol:
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«Reply #1 on: April 28, 2005, 08:31:05 PM »
Q - Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
A : Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
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«Reply #2 on: April 28, 2005, 08:31:33 PM »
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Ans : Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!!!!


 :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 08:32:37 PM »
Q - Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. socho....... nahi pata..??
A - D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold ....... :lol:

Q - Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
A - D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi  :wink:
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«Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 08:33:32 PM »
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other.

Q : What is the question?
A : So, Which Platform are you Working on ....  :lol:
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«Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 08:35:38 PM »
Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A: Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Q: What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much?
A: Hindustan Lever Limited.
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«Reply #6 on: April 28, 2005, 08:37:32 PM »
Q: Ram sita hai to Ram kaun hai?
A: Ram TAILOR hai ...

Q: Sita hai RAM to Sita kaun hai?
A: Sita MEMORY hai ...
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«Reply #7 on: April 28, 2005, 08:38:29 PM »
Q: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uss ka naam kya tha?
A: Adidas ...
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«Reply #8 on: April 28, 2005, 08:39:00 PM »
Q - Who is Joe?
A: "Kambakth ishq"

bcoz "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"   :wink:
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«Reply #9 on: April 28, 2005, 08:39:40 PM »
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.

Q: Which movie did he really want to see?
A: "Dil Chhata Hai"  ........ :lol:   :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #10 on: April 28, 2005, 09:49:38 PM »
Q: What did a chicken say when cooked in Palak?  :?:
A:  Maar daala .......
     hum pe ye kisane haraa rang daala..
     maar daala..haye..maar daala..maar dala..mar dala  .... :lol:
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«Reply #11 on: April 29, 2005, 03:13:04 AM »
Hey New Yorker, really cool funny messages.. Would be looking forward to more. Great work.
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«Reply #12 on: April 29, 2005, 06:06:13 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: NY gud 1s

When elephant sat on the sea-saw it broke........ :oops:
Wat did elephant say then?

Sae-saw ho ya dil ho akhir toot jata hai............ :lol:
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«Reply #13 on: April 29, 2005, 06:08:47 AM »
Which Hindi movie song has a mention about "Internet
Explorer"???
(Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer.)
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 Answer is:
 Aja shaam hone I E (internet explorer)
 mausam ne lee angada I E
 to kis baat ki hai laday I E
 tu chal........ main I E
 :lol:
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«Reply #14 on: April 29, 2005, 01:12:49 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...dhadkan
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