Questions you can Never Answer

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

hero he bhai shaving karke nahi karake aya hoga
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

"insaani fitrat" hee koi kam salike se na karna
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not
enough?

taki apke account me funds ate hi unka profit me add ho..corporate mind
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What is the speed of darkness?

directly proportional to speed of light..jahan se gujarti jayegi wahan andhera jagah le lega
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

"Insaani fitrat"...babies to bas bahana ...logo ko sone jana he
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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Temperature is measured in integers value of Farenheit or celcius or kelvin..being integer they can be negative so twice will add to a negative value..
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Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

galatfehmi me duniya kayam he janab~
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

"Insani fitrat again" pehle khud ki sochege...
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

kya he ki ankhon ko sukoon directly jyada milta he ...or fir gf ko ground par milna possible nahi ho paa raha hoga naa
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Did you ever stop and wonder.... . . . . .
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

koi bevakuff hi hogaa yaar..beta eisa dulatti maregi na dobara koi thing nahi drink-ega~ baki dekhne or sochne ka time nahi he~

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.'

[again upar se copy paste] pehle pakad ke dikhaa~ fekuuu
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Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

it was actually made to crisp the toast, if it is horrible ..no machine gives 100% efficiency
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

darkness provide a better surrounding to freeze things wid ease while fridge got adequate temperature require for  vegetables and other related items.
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

common sense dikhane wali cheez dikhai jati he yaar..[sorry yar questn hi eisa tha wasie bhi 18+ ans nahi diya mene]
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Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

jo observe karna he wo machine par dikhega na ...dazz y...
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

they are even cartoons they can do anything...
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
tests only...jyada dimag lagane ki jarurat nahi he [just mark the difference]

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

watever farmacist may know better..they didnt said : name represents ingredients...

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
noo , must be 'moral' instead
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Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop
singing and read on.........

simple think why do your surname matches wid your ancestors...got the answer!!
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

yes ofcorse illiteracy doesnt means not knowing even alphabets
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

"dogs fitrat"
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Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

no it just reminds you that u have actually pusehd it
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Wah Sam ji. :icon_salut:wonderful thread,beautiful thoughts.bahut sahi likha aapne.excellent