Rang Birange Lateefe....!

by Rishi on November 10, 2004, 02:25:39 PM
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Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie.
 
He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done.
 
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
 
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.
 
2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.
 
Guess, what he does.......
 
He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
 
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it.
 
Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.
 
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. The! n, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
 
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast.
 
The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax.

(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
 
Newton Dada commits Suicide.
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Pooja
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«Reply #1 on: November 10, 2004, 06:33:17 PM »
ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Good one!!!!
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Talat
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«Reply #2 on: November 10, 2004, 07:20:15 PM »
hehehe tongue3 tongue3 tongue3
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akela
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«Reply #3 on: November 10, 2004, 11:24:28 PM »
Usual Smile
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #4 on: November 11, 2004, 07:27:35 AM »
he he he...good rishi ...gr8
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immi
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«Reply #5 on: November 12, 2004, 05:42:19 PM »
good one rishi
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nishita
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«Reply #6 on: November 13, 2004, 06:21:33 AM »
nice rishi
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Rishi
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«Reply #7 on: November 15, 2004, 12:32:35 AM »
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Once it so happened in a flight that, James Bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy Both were traveling to US.

Telugu Guy:
Hello, May I know your name please?

James Bond:
I am Bond... James Bond....... and you?

Telugu Guy:
I am Sai...
Venkata Sai...
Siva Venkata Sai ...
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Bulusupalli Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...

nd our great Bond faints!!!!  Shocked
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kcpandey
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«Reply #8 on: November 15, 2004, 06:43:59 AM »
Nice Rishi...
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Rishi
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«Reply #9 on: November 17, 2004, 03:10:58 AM »
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The President slips away from his secret service personnel one night and goes for a walk. He sees a lake and decides to take a swim. He is splashing around in the lake when he starts to have trouble.

Three good ol' boys see him and realize that the man in the lake is drowning. They jump in and save him, pulling him to shore. When they got him out of the water, they realized who they had saved. "Gosh you're the President!" They exclaim.

The President says "Yes I am, and for saving me, I'll give you the one thing you've always wanted. Just name it and it's yours."

The first guy wants a new pickup truck, so the President tells him to go pick it out.

The second guy wants a new deer rifle, so the President tells him to go pick it out.

The third guy tells the President that what he wants is a white marble headstone that says 'Here lies a country boy who risked his life to save the President of the United States'.

The President asks him why he wants that.

The third guy answers "Once my daddy finds out I didn't let you drown, he's gonna kill me!"
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immi
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«Reply #10 on: November 17, 2004, 08:56:11 PM »
lol !!!! Nice
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luchhaa_lafangaa
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«Reply #11 on: November 29, 2004, 07:08:00 PM »
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3 men where at the CIA Building for a job interview.

The first man walked into the office . The interviewing CIA agent said "To be in the CIA you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."

The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said "To be in the CIA you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he said.

The last man came into the office. The interviewer said "To be in the CIA
you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

The man took the gun and went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.

The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing, chair and the glass table.!"
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nishita
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«Reply #12 on: November 29, 2004, 07:44:33 PM »
Usual Smile
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immi
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«Reply #13 on: November 29, 2004, 09:10:27 PM »
hahaha
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Pooja
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«Reply #14 on: November 29, 2004, 09:25:52 PM »
Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
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