Deadly PJs....READ at your own risk... par pura padhnaOne3 + 3 =8Bataaon Kaise?Bataaon Bataaon!Nahi Pata?!!AreGalati se!!!!!!!!!!!
Arre padate chale jaa rahe ho ...... lagta hai bahutvele ho .....zindegi ek paheli hai...---------------------------------------------
scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....Teacher: 'A' for?Student: Apple !!!Teacher: Jor se boloStudent: JAI MATA DIEk baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.shivji khush .
Prakat hue ...bole ........puttar maang ....maang kya chahiye tujhey !bakth utha ...bole shivji ...mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?unhone kaha ... puttar ...tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...kuch bada maang !....wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang kamaang ... !par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap tomujhey guitar hi do !shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhanelage ... bole ..yaar tu
kuch aur maang ... guitarna maang ...wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hichahiye ... abshivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)... agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo
bajata
Smoking2) Drinking3) Charas4) Ganja5) Chicken6) Mutton7) Oily food8) Masala9) Sleep & obesity10) Pollution=Heart Attack
Matlabscrolll downDUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???thinkthinkthinktired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"okei don't kill me "Pizza Hut-na mat"ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?Come-palakrishnan.What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wifeinstead."I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.The next day the man calls again and asks for the
boss."I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."The next day he calls again and once more asks toSpeak to his boss.By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLDYOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?""Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearingit..."
ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahleedo cheenti tousmein se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahiuthati batao kyu...........kyunki
yunkiuse sugar ki beemari theeA sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped theoperator twice.:-(Guess why ?because there it was written "Number dial karne se
pehele do lagae"a sardar goes to movie with 17 sardarswhy?
:)coz it was an adult movie n below 18 were not allowedek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega?
................think....think.................ge
ela ho ke nikalega......ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........
sweets nopssault nopesthinkthinkare yaarbirla white cementkyunki iske ander jaan hei.......whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor
and a man jumpingfrom 10th floor?.former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaalater goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)Other than being fruits, what is common between anApple and an Orange?think......
.................................................
.....the answer is ..........They Both Are Not a Banana !!SORRY….!!!
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