Real Meaning of Marriage

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Mother Tongue

A son was filling up the form with Dad's help. He came across a question, "Mother tongue".

He asked his Dad, "What should I write here, Dad?"

And Dad responded, "Very long."

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Dog's Life

A teacher on Animalogy asked the students, "Now tell me, why dogs don't marry?"

A student raised hand and responded, "Because they are already leading a dog's life!"

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Man of the House

A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The Funeral director would be my guess."