Revenge

by no_good_stranger on July 08, 2008, 06:34:29 AM
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Curtain Rod Revenge
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days Then slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Eventually, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A few months later, even though they had literally cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and even the local Realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how truly bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/3 of what the house had been worth when they were married, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling smugly as they watched the moving company pack up everything to take to their new home.

And to spite his ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods
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«Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 02:06:50 PM »
Revenge ..Smelly revenge  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #2 on: July 08, 2008, 02:27:18 PM »
thanks for the visit
As some great play write omce said"hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
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«Reply #3 on: July 08, 2008, 02:55:41 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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