Santa at his best

by dhadkan on March 10, 2005, 12:33:41 PM
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Santa and Banta were both patients in a mental
hospital. One day, Banta suddenly dived into the deep
end of the swimming pool. Santa  jumped in and saved
him and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.

Doctor : We have good news and bad news for you, Santa.
The good news is we are going to discharge you
because you have regained your senses, since you are
able to jump in and save another patient.
The bad news is, the patient whom you had saved hung himself in the
toilet.

Santa:  He didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry
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sanya310
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«Reply #1 on: March 10, 2005, 12:43:33 PM »
:lol:
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lib80aks
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«Reply #2 on: March 12, 2005, 07:08:44 AM »
very good.....good job......keep it up
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fakharenaveed
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«Reply #3 on: March 13, 2005, 12:20:57 AM »
OYE  :D
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