Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi -Panna 2:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #15 on: October 02, 2009, 05:14:49 AM »

Customer: Oyye banta sardar teri lassi me makhi hai...!!

Banta Sardar: Oye chup bae...!!

Dil badda rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi piyegi...!!


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #16 on: October 02, 2009, 05:15:54 AM »

Santa ka beta: papa aapki shadi ho gayi?

papa: haan.! bevkuf teri mummy se.

Beta: wah papa ghar me hi setting kar lee!


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #17 on: October 02, 2009, 05:17:33 AM »

Banta Sardar at the Garage,

Sardaji: are yo ji, gaadi bandh ho jati hein, battery change karvani haein

Mechanic: Battery charge karvane se faidha nahi, ye kharab ho ga ya hein, naya lagana padtha hein

Sardarji: tho lagaa do

Mechanic : EXIDE lagaa du?

Sardaji: Kyon, doosraa side tera baap lagaayegaa?


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #18 on: October 02, 2009, 05:19:48 AM »

Santa Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Banta Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #19 on: October 02, 2009, 05:21:29 AM »

There was a Sardar and his name was

' SANTA SINGH NANGA '.

Everybody used to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name.

Once in a friend's Party, the host introduced SANTA SINGH to others saying

"Meet my old friend SANTA SINGH NANGA ", and the whole party burst into laughter..

Santa could not take it any more and decided to legally change his name. He went to the court and appealed to the judge:

Sardar: "Judge saab, mera naa sunke sare hass de ne. Tussi sunoge ta tussi vi hassoge. Mainu mera naa badalna hai"

Judge: "O nahi-nahi ! Koi gal nahi.. Tussi apna naa dasso..(bolo)"

Sardar: "Mera naa hai "SANTA SINGH NANGA"

Judge saab also starts laughing..

Judge : " Koi gal nahi.Koi gal nahi. Tussi yeh batawo Tuhanu keda nava naa chahida hai ?"

Sardar (After thinking for a while): "Banta Singh Nanga "


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #20 on: October 02, 2009, 05:29:18 AM »

Santa Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay saale
ek line main bool biwi chahiye


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #21 on: October 02, 2009, 05:30:27 AM »

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kyon ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.


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madhuwesh

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #22 on: October 02, 2009, 06:06:04 AM »

:giggle:Bahut khoob Rishi ji,very funny jokes. icon_thumleft


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #23 on: October 02, 2009, 06:21:22 AM »

Quote from: madhuwesh on October 02, 2009, 06:06:04 AM

:giggle:Bahut khoob Rishi ji,very funny jokes. icon_thumleft

Thnx Madhu Ji


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Vikk

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #24 on: October 02, 2009, 06:25:31 AM »

Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on October 02, 2009, 05:29:18 AM

Santa Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay saale
ek line main bool biwi chahiye

Bhagwan: Sidhe bol ki Engineering karni hai


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #25 on: October 02, 2009, 06:50:39 AM »

Quote from: Vikk on October 02, 2009, 06:25:31 AM

Bhagwan: Sidhe bol ki Engineering karni hai

Kyu ap engineering krni h


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brokenbyluv

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #26 on: October 02, 2009, 11:00:38 AM »

Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on October 02, 2009, 05:09:10 AM

Thnks Geet ji and also nice your joke

ur most welcome rishi ji...

Quote from: Roja on October 02, 2009, 02:11:40 AM

Sab jokes bahut accha hai. Thanks for sharing Rishi and sweet Geet

thnx roja ji...


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #27 on: October 02, 2009, 11:07:50 AM »

Geet ji kuch aaj post nhi kiya apne yaha


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brokenbyluv

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #28 on: October 02, 2009, 11:14:52 AM »

Santa declares:
.... . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .

AB THIK HAI RISHI JI...


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brokenbyluv

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #29 on: October 02, 2009, 11:16:05 AM »

Santa: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Banta: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent
my wife with him......


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