Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on September 29, 2009, 06:31:52 AM

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brokenbyluv

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«Reply #30 on: October 02, 2009, 11:17:18 AM »

my fav joke...

Santa is in a dissection class of cockroach...
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks..
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....."
Finally he wrote the conclusion.......
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #31 on: October 02, 2009, 11:19:20 AM »


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Vikk

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #32 on: October 02, 2009, 01:30:47 PM »

Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on October 02, 2009, 06:50:39 AM

Kyu ap engineering krni h

kar raha hu, isliye janta hu... tongue3


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #33 on: October 02, 2009, 01:54:53 PM »

Quote from: Vikk on October 02, 2009, 01:30:47 PM

kar raha hu, isliye janta hu... tongue3

best of luck vikky ji


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Vikk

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #34 on: October 02, 2009, 01:56:52 PM »

Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on October 02, 2009, 01:54:53 PM

best of luck vikky ji

thank u rishi ji


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brokenbyluv

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #35 on: October 04, 2009, 02:08:35 PM »

A Tamilian call up santa and asks " tamil therima??"
Santa got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"


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Rajesh Harish

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #36 on: March 13, 2010, 04:49:56 AM »

Nice jokes Rishi An Geet


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shivani(9899207979)

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Re: Santa Banta Jokes.............Rishi

«Reply #37 on: March 17, 2010, 03:15:05 AM »

You wonder if its real
how do you know it's true?
sorry honey,
I can't answer that for you

but Ill ask you some questions
lets see how you do,
lets see if this guy
is really right for you

ok, what do you see
when you look into his eyes?
can you imagine if
he wasn't in your life?

do you get butterflies
when you hear his name?
does he tell you all the time
that he feels the same?

do you restless
every second your apart?
last one girl,
can you feel it in your heart?