Santa Banta,.:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Delicate_Doll

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SANTA gave a Lotus 2 Priyanka Gandhi 2 impress her. In return, she slapped him.
He asked, Y? .. She said: u gave me BJP symbol , so I gave U Congress's reply..!!! :lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1 on: October 01, 2004, 12:23:17 PM »

SANTA selected a short girl 2 marry...Y?
Coz guruji told him musibaat jitini choti ho utna achha...!!!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #2 on: October 01, 2004, 12:37:38 PM »

SANTA had a daily routine, going to office in bus and then returning home by it. One day he got late for the bus to return home. He ran after the bus and reached home running and huffing.

After reaching his house he told his wife that he had saved Rs.3 by running after the bus and reaching home.

Instead of getting an acknowledgementhe got a huge slap from his wife. SANTA was puzzled?

He asked his wife that why did she slap him.

Her reply was, 'If you had run after a taxi you could have saved Rs.70 instead of Rs.3!' :lol:


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ilu

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Only sardar jiz..!!!

«Reply #3 on: October 01, 2004, 12:43:13 PM »

ha ha ha ha
great


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #4 on: October 01, 2004, 12:45:14 PM »

thanx raj


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #5 on: October 01, 2004, 12:50:04 PM »

SANTA goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 'What is that shiny object?'

The clerk replies, 'That is a thermos flask.' SANTA then asks, 'What does it do?'

The clerk responds, 'It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.'

SANTA says, 'I'll take it!'

The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, 'What is that shiny object with you?'

He said, 'It's a thermos flask.'

The boss then says, 'What does it do?'

He replies, 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.'

The boss said, 'Wow, what do you have in it?'

SANTA replies, 'Two cups of coffee and a coke.'


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #6 on: October 01, 2004, 12:52:08 PM »

Question: What happened when SANTA & BANTA were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2?
Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #7 on: October 02, 2004, 08:29:14 AM »

SANTA Singh was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing'

SANTA answered ' No I am Santa Singh!'

Another guy came and asked the same Question.

Santa answered ' No No Me Santa Singh!'

Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw Banta enjoying the Beach He went and asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?'

Banta was much educated and answered 'Yes I am relaxing.'

Santa slapped him on his face and said 'Salay, Sab tere ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?'

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Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' Just a sec,' says the rep.

Thank you.' says the Santa and hangs up.

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Santa enters kitchen. Opens sugar box, sees, closes. Wife observes.

Again he comes, opens sugar box and closes. Wife asks, 'What are you doing?'

Santa replies, 'Doctor told me to check sugar level regularly.'.

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«Reply #8 on: October 02, 2004, 08:34:44 AM »

An American, a Frenchman and Santa were having dinner together with their girlfriends.

The American said, 'Pass me the honey, my honey!'

While the French said, 'Pass me the sugar my sugar!'

Wanting to impress his girlfriend with his own beautiful language Santa said, 'Pass me the milk, cow!'

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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #9 on: October 04, 2004, 07:20:22 AM »

   * Taxi driver 2 passenger Santa : 'sir car ki break fail ho gayihe..!
   kya karu ? '
   Santa : 'Sale pehle meter band kar..'

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   * what is the chemical formula 4 water ?
   santa : HIJKLMNO.
   Teacher : wht r u talking abt?
   santa : yesterday u said H to O..!!

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  * a Santa goes 2 a hotel and after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, but
   start washing the basin..
   Manager : wht r u doing?
   Santa : U have written here "WASH BASIN. "

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ilu

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«Reply #10 on: October 04, 2004, 08:54:59 AM »

What do u call a fat woman waiting?

>Moti-vaiting!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #11 on: October 09, 2004, 11:43:57 AM »

   Santa in Madras



   big burly Santa is Travelling in a Madras Bus. It's a Hot Day and he is without a seat. He glares towards the Madarasi sitting on a seat beside the aisle, gives his mustache a twirl and says "Oee asi sher de puttar haan" The Madarasi feels the aftershock of this, and the moves in his seat, the Sardar grabs the opportunity and sits with him. A few minutes go by, then the Sardar gives the Madarasi another glare - twirls his mustache and says "Oee asi sher de puttar haan"

   Our Madarasi friend; who is visibly shaken leaves his seat for the Santa, gets off the bus at he next stop - runs across to the other side and shouts out to the Sardar " Santa ek baat bataana - tumhare maa Jungle mai gaye thee ya sher ghar main aaya tha".


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #12 on: October 15, 2004, 07:05:08 AM »

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta behind him in the
line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4
asterisks(****).
Santaa replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."

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Did you hear about santa who is so rich he has two swimming
pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't
swim!

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Help....
The Titanic is going to be drowned....
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to
God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Santa in the ship. Italian :
How
far is land, from here ? Santa : Two miles . Italian : Only two
miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the
experience
of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea
and
comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Santa : Downwards......

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Suhas

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«Reply #13 on: October 15, 2004, 07:39:59 AM »

ha ha ha..... very nice collection salma ji.


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Pooja

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«Reply #14 on: October 16, 2004, 05:36:20 AM »

HA HA HA HA!!!!


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