Santa & Banta

by indianraj_us on July 31, 2004, 11:09:43 AM

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Santa : After my Death U marry Banta singh
Wife : But Why ? He is Ur No.1 Enemy
Santa : Darling this is the only way I can take revench with Banta


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«Reply #1 on: July 31, 2004, 11:10:52 AM »

How do you recognize a Sardar in School, he is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.


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«Reply #2 on: July 31, 2004, 11:11:26 AM »

What is a advantage and disadvantage of Ravan. Advantage : He can sing in chorus. Disadvantage : He cannot wear a T-Shirt.


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«Reply #3 on: July 31, 2004, 11:12:02 AM »

Santa is writing a letter to his son. It goes like this, "Son, I know you can't read fast, so am writing this letter very slow."


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«Reply #4 on: July 31, 2004, 11:12:58 AM »

Father : Son, where is your report card.
Son: My friend Akhil borrowed it to scare his father.


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«Reply #5 on: July 31, 2004, 11:13:28 AM »

Why did Ravan not go to Disco ? Because they told him Rs.1000 per head .


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«Reply #6 on: July 31, 2004, 11:14:06 AM »

Dad : What type of a Girl u want to marry ?
Son : I want to marry a girl who is *Intelligent *Well-Studied *Obeys Parents *Good-Looking
Dad :Then u have to marry 4 times.


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«Reply #7 on: July 31, 2004, 11:14:46 AM »

Fellow 1 : My grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too. Fellow 2 : Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?" Fellow 1 : "A Judge told him."


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«Reply #8 on: July 31, 2004, 11:15:36 AM »

Dialog between computer hardware engineer & manager, Engg. : Sir, you cannot use this printer right now because I don't have driver for it. Manager : Oh my driver is ideal sitting in car. you can use him.


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«Reply #9 on: July 31, 2004, 11:16:14 AM »

Man1 : Why is prime minister not seen in morning.
Man2 : Because he is pm not am


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«Reply #10 on: July 31, 2004, 11:16:33 AM »

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."


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«Reply #11 on: July 31, 2004, 11:17:15 AM »

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" to this the man replies,"oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "wash basin".


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«Reply #12 on: July 31, 2004, 11:18:05 AM »

Robert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed ! Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ?? Ajeet: aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out likh do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !!


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«Reply #13 on: July 31, 2004, 11:18:29 AM »

Once a Sardhar was waking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forcast announced that on one hand there would be cold and on the other hand there would be hot.


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«Reply #14 on: July 31, 2004, 11:19:04 AM »

Once a boy asked his father can he sign with closing his eyes his father said I think so I can so the boy said please your eyes and sign my report card.