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«Reply #45 on: July 31, 2004, 11:36:55 AM »

Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.


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«Reply #46 on: July 31, 2004, 11:37:13 AM »

What r the 3 fastest ways of communication?
a) Telephone
b) Television
c) Tell-a woman


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«Reply #47 on: July 31, 2004, 11:37:30 AM »

Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.


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«Reply #48 on: July 31, 2004, 11:38:00 AM »

In a class room when teacher is teaching a lesson, one sarharji was in a good sleep making a sound. When madam asked who is that making sounds.. Sardarji shouted "I am the one".....


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«Reply #49 on: July 31, 2004, 11:38:28 AM »

Boss: I told u to tear the newspaper into small pieces..
Servant: Yes boss.. (after tearing the newspaper into small pieces boss said to the servant)
Boss: Join them n make it as it was. I'll come home in the evening to read it............


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«Reply #50 on: July 31, 2004, 11:39:00 AM »

Sardarji and suicide? Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. somebody stops him and asks -kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?- Sardarji replies -saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun.


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«Reply #51 on: July 31, 2004, 11:40:38 AM »

Bass Itna Hi ....... Baki Baad Me ....... Copy paste karte karte haath dookhne lage ..... :lol:

Thanks for reading all of them


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«Reply #52 on: July 31, 2004, 11:57:36 AM »

Drive safely: heaven's full

Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has been discontinued.

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

I always wanted to be something. I wish I'd been more specific.

I finally got it all together, but then I forgot where I put it.


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«Reply #53 on: July 31, 2004, 11:58:34 AM »

Write your questions down on the back of $20 dollar bill and send them to me.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

You can't have everything... where would you put it?


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«Reply #54 on: July 31, 2004, 11:59:29 AM »

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? A: Because if it lifted that leg off the ground it would fall down!

What key won't open any door? A: A turkey!

What bird is with you at every meal? A: A swallow!

Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they forgot the words!


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«Reply #55 on: July 31, 2004, 12:00:17 PM »

Mother: Son, what do you think of your new teacher? Son: He's okay, but a bit strict. Mother: What do you mean strict? Son: Well, he thinks that words can only be spelt one way.

A father had taken his little daughter to the zoo after a long time. At last, they stood before the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the daughter asked: "Daddy what bus do I take home if the lion eats you up?"

A father was upset over the low marks his son, Manoj, had scored at school. He asked Manoj for an explanation.
Manoj: "Well, most of the boys in class get the same marks." Father: "How about Ramesh, who lives three blocks away?" Manoj: "Well, he's different. He's got two intelligent parents."

Physics teacher: "It was only after an apple fell on Newton's head that he discovered gravity. Now children, tell me why is there no gravity on the moon?"
One of the students replied: "Simple Ma'am, there are no apple trees on the moon."

Ramu: My father wants me to have everything that he did not have when he was small.
Peter: And what didn't he have? Ramu: All As in his report card.


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«Reply #56 on: July 31, 2004, 12:02:09 PM »

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.

How would you like to feel the way you look?

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the next 10 years?


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«Reply #57 on: July 31, 2004, 12:03:27 PM »

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

At least there'e one thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly as your face!

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!


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«Reply #58 on: July 31, 2004, 12:04:57 PM »

My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him.

One good thing about "standards" is that there are so many to choose from.

Please let me know if you don't receive this message.

Saw the following roadside sign while coming down from Skyline Drive on Route 211 East: Antique Chairs Made Daily

A girl asks me at a party what sign are you? I respond 'do not disturb'


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«Reply #59 on: July 31, 2004, 12:29:52 PM »

My wife got a mudpack and looked great for two days. ...then the mud fell off.

A department store advertised in the paper it's having a Baby Sale. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer the way we make 'em at home

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.


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