Santa Singh vs Angrej

by 99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda on November 25, 2004, 01:48:49 PM
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Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa Singh were standing together. An englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favourte flower?

The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'
'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower

The Muslim replied, 'Chameli'
'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry but kept quite

The Englishman asked Santa, 'Sardarji, and what is your favorite flower?'

Our Patriotic Santa Singh : Cactus! Now clean your a$$ with that.  :twisted:  :twisted:
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«Reply #1 on: November 25, 2004, 03:34:47 PM »
i read it b4 but its good
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immi
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«Reply #2 on: November 25, 2004, 07:39:24 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzz
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«Reply #3 on: November 26, 2004, 12:30:18 AM »
lmao mundeyyyyy
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99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda
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«Reply #4 on: November 26, 2004, 01:08:20 AM »
:wink:
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«Reply #5 on: November 26, 2004, 06:04:57 AM »
Usual Smile
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«Reply #6 on: November 26, 2004, 09:54:27 AM »
:lol: :lol:
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«Reply #7 on: November 27, 2004, 07:32:17 PM »
hahahahahahahahaha

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