santa was caught by police

by suman59 on December 12, 2013, 05:47:59 AM
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Santa was caught by police...

Police : How did you kill 20 people ?


Santa : Main gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab maine brake lagaya, toh pata laga ki brake fail ho gaya hain. Phir main ne samne dekha toh ek taraf 2 aadmi ja rahe the aur dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi.Ab aap hi batao main gaadi kidhar modta ?

Police : Of course, jis taraf 2 admi the. Nuksaan kam hota.

Santa : Exactly.. Maine bhi yahi socha tha par woh 2 aadmi meri gaadi dekh
kar barat me ghus gaye...!!!
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