Sardaar is back !!!--

Sardar  had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
  Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
   again  twins & named Max & Climax.
   Again d same.   disgusted   Sardar  named them
  TIRED&RETIRED!
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Srdr  gets ready ,wears  tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
  tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why
  he does this.
   Srdr:"I've  been promoted as branch manager."
 
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   Sardarji  standing below a tube light with a  open
  mouth................. WHY?
   because  his doctor advised him " Todays  dinner should
  be light"_-=
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One sardarji  professor asked a plumber to come to
  his college.
  U knw  Why?
  Because he wanted to check where the question paper
  is leaking...

Sardar  at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible
  looking thing is what you call modern art ?
  Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats  a mirror!
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Sardar  news: A 2 seater  plane crashed in a graveyard
  in punjab .  Local sardars  have so far found 500
  bodies and are still digging for more ..
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Okay...  you have to laugh...

 
Subject: Immigration Test


Mujibar, from India, was trying to get into Australia legally through
immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter
Australia.

Mujibar said, "I am ready!"

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, Mujibar is
ready."

The officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up and
I say Yellow, this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at the Telstar help
desk.

The Sikh regiment was climbing a hill in the Kargil sector during the war when suddenly from the direction of the summit the Pakistani regiment opened fire on them. The Sikh regiment took cover behind boulders and started to return the firing. The firing continued for a long time and no progress was made so the Sikh regiment’s captain thought that since the names of almost all the pakistani soldiers are like yusuf iqbal mustafa etc. he’ll call out their names and the moment they react to the call we’ll shoot them.
So he started calling out-"Yusuf" four hands shot up and they were gunned down. Then the captain called out-"iqbal" three hands shot up and they were gunned down this continued for a few more minutes till the Pakistani’s got wise and stopped responding.
The Pakistani captain then thought that at this rate all his men would be killed so he adopted the strategy of the Sikh captain and thought that all Sikhs have names rhyming with Inder like Sukhwinder, Devender, Jaswinder etc.
So the Pakistani captain started calling out "Sukhwinder" no hands shot up from the Indian side. The Pakistani captain again called out-"Sukhwinder" still no hands shot up.
The Pakistani captain called out the same name twice again when instantly came the reply that-
"Oye Sukhwinder nu kaun yaad kar-riya si?"(who is remembering Sukhwinder?).
The Pakistani commander immediately shot up his hand and said-"Main"(me) and BANG he was shot dead. :D    :war:

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, "Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to move from there!"
"But why?"
"He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines!
He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn`t contribute with money to help him pay the fine!"
"So how much has been collected so far?"
"Six litres!"  >:<

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

There were two friends. One Hindu, Pawan and the other Muslim, Javed. They were heavy boozers. Not a day passed without their meeting, which resulted in ending up at a bar. Everyone was fed up with their drinking habit. Even they were keen to stop drinking. But the urge to drink always got the better of them.
Once they met in the morning. Being sober, they discuss their problem and came up with a solution. The Hindu says that it would be equal to eating the holy cow, and similarly the Muslim says that drinking whisky would be equal to eating a pig for him.
After their daily chores, their natural instinct made them meet outside the bar. They are happy to see each other, but they remind each other of their holy vow.
They couldn`t stand outside for long and suggest that it is unholy for them to drink but they could always sit in the bar. Thus, they go inside and sat on their favourite table. They further decide, that they could always order a drink each and not drink it as it would look rude sitting in the bar and not ordering something. So they ended up with a glass each in front of them.
Pointing to the glass in front of him, Pawan says that drinking from the glass in front of him is equal to eating beef for him. And Javed points that drinking from the glass in front of him is equal to eating ham for him.
Their craving was getting the better of them. They could not control the urges. And suddenly Pawan says that Javed, " You can eat beef and I can eat ham, let`s change glasses and drink." No sooner this was mentioned, they gulp their glasses and had a good evening full of booze.
Moral: Religion does not come between the drunk and the drink >:< :lol: