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!! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

by myheart_ursonly on January 26, 2005, 08:26:14 PM

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myheart_ursonly

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Baat un dinon ki hai jab machharon ko bhagane ke liye repellants nahin hote the. To apne Santa ji raat mein khatiya pe so rahe hain aur ye ek machhar unke kaam mein aa ke "ghooooon ghoooon" karne lagta hai.

Kaafi pareshaan hote hue, Sanji ji apna kaan bhi dhakte hain, lekin kuch hota hi nahin hai. Machhar peecha nahin chorta.

Finally Santa ji us machhar ko apne haath mein pakad lete hain, lekin ek nek aur ahinsawaadi insaan hone ke naate uska khoon nahin karna chahte.

To, is liye Santa ji machhar ko pareshaan karne ke liye lori gaate hain:
So ja machhar, munna so ja... Raat ho gayeee, so jaaa

Thodi der mein Santa ji kya dekhte hain ki machhar sahi mein sone laga hai. To wo machhar ke paas (apne haath ke paas) jaate hain, aur uske kaam mein bolte hain: "ghoooooon ghoooon"


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Pooja

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!! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

«Reply #1 on: January 26, 2005, 08:29:02 PM »

ha ha ha ha!!!


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myheart_ursonly

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!! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

«Reply #2 on: January 27, 2005, 12:55:05 PM »

lol pooj!


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99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda

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Re: !! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

«Reply #3 on: January 28, 2005, 06:09:43 PM »

to finally Santa ji ka badla poora huyaaa :lol:


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tanha dil tanha safar

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!! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

«Reply #4 on: January 29, 2005, 05:40:42 AM »

:thumb:


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alam

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!! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

«Reply #5 on: January 29, 2005, 05:55:37 AM »

Maza aa gaya


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myheart_ursonly

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!! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

«Reply #6 on: January 29, 2005, 05:19:03 PM »

lol munda sardar ko chain nahi padta na :wink:

thnx tdts n alam u liked the joke :mrgreen:


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dhadkan

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!! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

«Reply #7 on: February 01, 2005, 09:12:20 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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tanha dil tanha safar

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!! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

«Reply #8 on: February 01, 2005, 09:20:39 AM »

u r welcome hearty.


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myheart_ursonly

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!! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

«Reply #9 on: February 01, 2005, 03:51:37 PM »

Quote from: "dhadkan"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ye kya hua tumhein?


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myheart_ursonly

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!! sardaar santa aur machchar !!

«Reply #10 on: March 06, 2005, 01:45:29 PM »

Ek baar santa ke car ki ek jaat ke car ke saath takkar ho jati
hai.Jaat car se nikalta hai aur santa ko bhi bahaar nikalta hai.Aur road par ek gola banata hai.Jaat santa se kahta hai ki is
gole me khada rahio,aur agar bahar nikla to tujhe bahut maroonga.santa gole me khada ho jaata hai.Jaat ek danda uthata hai aur santa ki gaadi todne lagta hai.Jab gaadi tod raha hota to santa bahut tej se hansta hai,yeh dekh kar jaat ko aur gussa aata hai wo aur teji se santa ki gaadi todne lagta hai.santa aur hansta hai,jaat pareshaan ho jaata hai.wo santa se puchhata hai ki main teri gaadi tod raha hun aur tu hans raha hai.To santa kahta hai ki jab tu meri gaadi tod raha tha tab main gole se baar baar bahaar aa raha tha,aur tujhe pata bhi nahin chala!!