sardar ji

"Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Sardar:
            "No, who wrote it?"
         

            Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he
            should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
            "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
           

            Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
            Because below 18 was not allowed.


           How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
            Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

           What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
            Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.


           How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
            Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


           What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands
            tightly over his ears?
            Trying to hold on to a thought.

yaar ye joke sahi nahi hai kya.

lol :D

thanks doston.

lol tumne ricky ka kaam kabse shuru kar diya

tu to bus kya ?
bol bol
bol de tu aaj.

koi baat nahi
thoda sa sharma le
phir bol diyo.

phir zayada sharma ke bol de
lol