sardar jokes for u all

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promotedas "branch manager."
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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep, not screaming like all d passengers in d car, he was driving..


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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

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Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..
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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this> sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


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Sardarji was filling up application form for a
job. He was not sure asto what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thoughthe wrote : Yes!
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come tohis college. U knwWhy? Because he wanted to check where the questionpaper is leaking...
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr afterdeducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U
This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted it....
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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr
elder to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you
NEXT YEAR.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is whatyou call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a
mirror! ( hahahahahah )
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't
read very fast.

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not
AM''.
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