sardar sardar sardar

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The sardarni asks her lover, "santa dear, if we get engaged,will you
give me a ring?". "Sure", replies santa. "What's your phone number?"

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write
"Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a
newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a
Chinese."

12 sardar raat ko 12 baj kar 12 min 12 sec par
sec. no. 12, gali no. 12,makan no. 12 main
film dekh rahe the
"WAQT HAMARA HAI"


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«Reply #1 on: March 14, 2005, 04:07:20 PM »

:lol: lol too good sachin especially last wala!! :lol:


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«Reply #2 on: March 14, 2005, 04:23:22 PM »

Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting
of their parents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'


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«Reply #3 on: March 15, 2005, 04:36:17 AM »

OYE :D


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«Reply #4 on: March 15, 2005, 06:18:49 AM »

T0 MARRY, A SARDAR SELECTED A SH0RT GIRL. WHY?
S0ME0NE HAD T0LD HIM,"musibat jitni choti ho utna achha".


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«Reply #5 on: March 15, 2005, 06:23:32 AM »

Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently.
lady says,"break nahi maar sakta kya?"
Sardar replies," break ka kya hai...... poori cycle to mar di ...


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dhadkan

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«Reply #6 on: March 15, 2005, 08:48:22 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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pinky

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«Reply #7 on: March 15, 2005, 12:11:39 PM »

oji badda changa lagya tuade jokes padh ke...:D
Ik mere wallon vi...

TEACHER to Santa Singh:
Pandavo ke naam batao..

Santa Singh:
oji Ik BHIM si.. Ik odda vadda pra si... Ik odda nikka pra si..
Ik hor si..te akhiri waale da naa mainu pul gaya.!!! :lol:


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«Reply #8 on: March 15, 2005, 06:25:31 PM »

Dear Sachin you dont have any rights to insult any religion like that. how do u feel when Sardars will make fun of Hindu's


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«Reply #9 on: March 15, 2005, 06:35:52 PM »

i know that was a joke ...but I do agree with u devdaas ...plz. dont insult somebody like that....

Do u know the meaning of pagree for sardaars?..sachin

plz. dont mind...dost samazhkar kaha hai


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«Reply #10 on: March 16, 2005, 10:55:58 AM »

that post has been deleted !

.... its a request to new members Pls dont make fun of neones sentiments or religion...


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«Reply #11 on: March 16, 2005, 04:27:01 PM »

m i the only one who has posted
jokes on sardars on this site?
KYA AAP LOG SABSE YAHI KEHTE HAIN


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«Reply #12 on: March 16, 2005, 08:24:32 PM »

Quote from: "sachin_9810******"

m i the only one who has posted
jokes on sardars on this site?
KYA AAP LOG SABSE YAHI KEHTE HAIN

har cheez ki ek limit hoti hai.. u should know ur limits


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«Reply #13 on: March 17, 2005, 01:23:35 PM »

Banta: What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.[/i][/b]


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«Reply #14 on: March 17, 2005, 01:25:27 PM »

twinkle-twinkle little sardar
everybody wonders wat they are
up above the head so high
dimag portion is always dry
flying a juddi in the sky
hans de yaar dont feel shy[/i][/b]