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«Reply #30 on: April 17, 2005, 04:46:36 PM »

A Sardar goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The Sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds,"It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."

The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"

The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"

He said, "It's a thermos flask."

The boss then says, "What does it do?"

He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"

The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."[/b]


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«Reply #31 on: April 17, 2005, 04:48:13 PM »

A nurse gave a newborn baby to Sardar...

Sardar started screaming "Puttar Hua hai, Puttar Hua hai..."

Nurse said.. "Abe Gadhe! meri Ungli chhod, Ladki hui hai "

:lol: [/b]


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«Reply #32 on: April 17, 2005, 05:12:06 PM »

Santa Singh was walking down the street when he saw a banana peel on the roadside. He exclaimed in disgust."saala!!! aaj phir girna padega!!!! [/b]


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«Reply #33 on: April 18, 2005, 11:20:21 AM »

Santa and Banta are employed in a computer hardware store as movers.

One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa being energetic that day doesn't feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta is struggling very hard to lift his computer.

At this Santa says,

"What Banta, my comp has 500 MB HardDisk and urs has just 250, even then u cannot lift it "

At this Banta thinks for a while and replies,

"Thats right, but my HardDisk is full and urs is empty"[/b]


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«Reply #34 on: April 18, 2005, 11:36:11 AM »

Once a sardarji and his wife were sleeping in their
bedroom. A thief breaks open in their house. The
thief enters the bedroom and threatens to kill sardarji and
his wife. Thief : " Before I shoot you people, tell me your
names." Wife : "My name is Elizabeth." Thief: " Oh! I can't
shoot you, because my mother's name is Elizabeth."
Sardarji : My name is Santa Singh, but my friends call me
Elizabeth [/b]


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«Reply #35 on: April 18, 2005, 11:53:42 AM »

damn gud nice jokes u hv ----------------------------


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«Reply #36 on: April 19, 2005, 07:21:24 AM »

Ques: Why does a sardar throw a banana peel in the air?
Ans: He wants to see how does crow slips [/b]


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«Reply #37 on: April 28, 2005, 09:13:52 AM »

A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1
crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A) 116

B) 99

C) 100

D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRASIL

B) CHILE

C) PANAMA

D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October
Revolution?

A) JANUARY

B) SEPTEMBER

C) OCTOBER

D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER

B) ALBERT

C) GEORGE

D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5)The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name
based on which animal:

A) CANARY BIRD

B) KANGAROO

C) PUPPY

D) RAT

Sardar gives up


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«Reply #38 on: April 28, 2005, 09:56:16 AM »

Santa decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.

A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.

Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong"
he tells the dealer, "I think I'm planting them too deep."[/b]


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«Reply #39 on: April 28, 2005, 01:59:12 PM »

lage raho aur hasate raho.............

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«Reply #40 on: April 30, 2005, 09:36:12 AM »

Santa singh creating an email accoiunt in HOTMAIL

Name : Santa Singh

Password : PENIS

Submit

Error Returned Sorry, your password isnt long enough[/b]


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«Reply #41 on: April 30, 2005, 09:55:44 AM »

Ek Sardar ki SHop par ..
Ek aadmi Shisha kharidne gyaa
Aadmin: Iss Shishe ki kya guarantee hai..
Sardar: 100 feet ki uchayee se fekoo ..
99 feet tak kuch nahin hogaa laughing4


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«Reply #42 on: May 05, 2005, 11:27:32 AM »

ek sardar restaurent me jata hai aur full tandoori chiken ka order deta hai

kafi der ke baad waiter tandoori chiken le ker ke aata hai

sardar pareshan aur gussa ho jata hai?
kehta hai abe waiter ke aulad iski ek tangdi keha hai

waiter kehta hai murgi langdi thi ek tang nahi thi

phir sardar puchta hai sale iska dil keha hai

waiter:-murgi ko dil ki bimari thi isliye dil nikal diya

sardar:-abe ghonchu iska dimag keha hai

waiter:-saheb murgi sardar thi dimag nahi tha [/b]


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«Reply #43 on: May 10, 2005, 09:53:54 AM »

Sardarji is travelling by train. He feels sleepy, so
he gives the guy
opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station
comes.
This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees
Sardarji deserves more.
So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly
shaves off his beard.
When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji
and sends him home.
Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly
screams when he sees
the mirror.
Sardarni asks, "What's the matter?"
"The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes
up someone else!"[/b]


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«Reply #44 on: May 10, 2005, 10:12:14 AM »

a sardarji had a pair of twins.
he named them tin and martin.
he had another pair of twins.
he named them max and climax.
he for a third time had a pair of twins.
frustated, he named them tired and retired!![/b]


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