sardar sardar sardar

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«Reply #45 on: May 21, 2005, 09:54:18 AM »

Two drunk, Santa and Banta, were walking along a dirt road one day when they came upon a pile of some brown stuff on the ground.

"Is that shit, Banta?" Santa said.

"I don't really know." Responded Banta as he bent over, "it smells like shit."

Santa leaned in and dipped his finger into the mysterious pile. "It feels like shit!"

Banta too dipped his finger into the mysterious pile and without hesitation shoved the finger in his mouth. "Sure tastes like shit, buddy! I think it's definitely shit."

"Hooooeee!" Responded Santa, "Good thing we didn’t step in it!"[/b]


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«Reply #46 on: May 23, 2005, 08:26:04 AM »

Sardar crying?? friend asks... what happpend?
sardar : my mother died.
friend: condolence my friend
Sardar gets a call and starts to cry more loudly..
friend:what happend now.
Sardar: my sister called her mother died too.[/b]


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sarah Qureshi

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«Reply #47 on: May 24, 2005, 07:34:38 PM »

Sardar enters in the kitchen open sugar box,sees it and closes,
Again comes in the kitchen open box and closes.
Wife:"What r you doing?"
Sardar:"Doctor Told Me 2 Check Sugar Level Regularly."


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #48 on: May 26, 2005, 01:20:58 AM »

Sachin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thelostworld.....................................& sarah ..........................Ji buhat khoob..........................


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bose

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«Reply #49 on: June 01, 2005, 04:55:32 AM »

Tusi vi Achay joke likha hai. i am going to add one more in this collection

Ques : Sardarji aap ko thand lagti he to kya karte ho?
Sardarji : Candle k pass baith jata hu.
Ques : Agar fir bhi thand lage to?
Sardarji: Oye to Candle jala leta hun.

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sachin_9810******

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«Reply #50 on: June 01, 2005, 11:17:46 AM »

well said bose
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noori

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«Reply #51 on: June 03, 2005, 05:39:13 PM »

sachin
bada changa likha hai tu si gr8 ho
truck se kiyo nahi maara :?:

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«Reply #52 on: June 06, 2005, 10:21:54 AM »

waiter:-saheb murgi sardar thi dimag nahi tha [/color][/b][/quote]

nice yaar sachin
zindagi main sada muskurate raho
aur issi trah doosro ko hasate raho
chatnoori@yahoo.com :lol: