sardar

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his
bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
 
The guard Iqbal stops him and says,"What's in the
bags?"
 
"Sand," answered the sardji.
 
Iqbal says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the
bike."
 
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he
empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains the sardaji overnight and has the sand
analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but
pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji,
puts the sand into new bags,hefts them onto the
sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
 
A week later, the same thing happens.
 
Iqbal asks, "What have you got?"
 
"Sand," says the Sardaji.
 
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers
that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the
sand back to the sardaji, and crosses the border on
his bike. This sequence of events if repeated every
day for three years. Finally, the sardaji, doesn't
show up one day and the guard meets him
 
In a 'dhaba' in Islamabad. Hey, Buddy," says Iqbal,
"I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me
crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just
between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
 
The sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, "Bikes."

tobbaa kyun ji

sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"

Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "