SARDARJI KE LATEST MOBILE SMS FEBRUARY 2006

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies. Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words. It is "you're standing on the oxygen tube!!"  :lol:  
    A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
 :twisted:  :D                                                                                             Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
     Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100thfloor. At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa :?
 :D A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Aitel phone but still Hutch network is following me.     Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs
back.!