SARDARJI SPECIAL:SMS , mobile & JOKES

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You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts
"Sagittarius.".
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and
goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.


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TOUCHY

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«Reply #1 on: July 11, 2005, 12:41:08 AM »

Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"


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«Reply #2 on: July 11, 2005, 12:42:43 AM »

Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


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«Reply #3 on: July 11, 2005, 12:45:14 AM »

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.


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«Reply #4 on: July 11, 2005, 12:48:57 AM »

How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear


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«Reply #5 on: July 11, 2005, 12:51:46 AM »

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.


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«Reply #6 on: July 11, 2005, 12:52:24 AM »

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


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«Reply #7 on: July 11, 2005, 01:08:45 AM »

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.


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«Reply #8 on: July 11, 2005, 01:11:23 AM »

Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.


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«Reply #9 on: July 11, 2005, 01:14:19 AM »

Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.


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«Reply #10 on: July 11, 2005, 01:18:55 AM »

How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.


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«Reply #11 on: July 11, 2005, 01:20:24 AM »

What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.


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«Reply #12 on: July 11, 2005, 01:23:30 AM »

What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.


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«Reply #13 on: July 19, 2005, 12:35:07 AM »

Srdr: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Frnd: why?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Why didn't you exchange seats?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in
the lower berth..


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«Reply #14 on: July 19, 2005, 12:38:19 AM »

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night
& there was
nobody at home


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