SARDARJI SPECIAL

by TOUCHY on July 11, 2005, 12:36:13 AM

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«Reply #15 on: July 19, 2005, 12:43:37 AM »

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
after Every 10 sec a Woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.


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«Reply #16 on: July 19, 2005, 12:47:00 AM »

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED
& RETIRED!


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«Reply #17 on: July 19, 2005, 12:51:52 AM »

Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man
asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted to branch manager."


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«Reply #18 on: July 19, 2005, 12:57:13 AM »

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver This
packet to you
Sardar:- Why did you come so far. You could have
posted it....


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«Reply #19 on: July 19, 2005, 01:06:17 AM »

Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year
elder to
you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry
you NEXT YEAR.


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«Reply #20 on: July 19, 2005, 01:11:41 AM »

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not
In the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai
Manmohan is PM not AM''.


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«Reply #21 on: July 19, 2005, 01:22:22 AM »

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Srdr goes to china to find meaning of his
friend's last words.
. it is : 'YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE !!"


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«Reply #22 on: July 19, 2005, 01:26:03 AM »

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is What you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a
mirror!


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«Reply #23 on: July 19, 2005, 01:28:48 AM »

After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3am and says, "Oh no! It's
so
late. My wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"


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«Reply #24 on: July 19, 2005, 01:29:38 AM »

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!


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«Reply #25 on: July 19, 2005, 01:30:52 AM »

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question
paper is leaking...


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«Reply #26 on: July 19, 2005, 01:31:36 AM »

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s Already raining.
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go.


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«Reply #27 on: July 19, 2005, 01:32:47 AM »

Sardar's wish :when i die, I wana die like my
grandpa who died Peacefully in his sleep,
not screaming like all the passengers in the car
he was driving..