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«Reply #30 on: July 20, 2005, 12:58:37 AM »

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.


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«Reply #31 on: July 20, 2005, 01:05:15 AM »

Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.


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«Reply #32 on: July 20, 2005, 01:11:05 AM »

How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.


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«Reply #33 on: July 20, 2005, 01:16:19 AM »

Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone


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«Reply #34 on: July 20, 2005, 01:24:44 AM »

How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.


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«Reply #35 on: July 20, 2005, 01:29:15 AM »

"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?


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«Reply #36 on: July 22, 2005, 12:42:45 AM »

What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.


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«Reply #37 on: July 22, 2005, 12:50:40 AM »

Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.


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«Reply #38 on: July 22, 2005, 12:56:45 AM »

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm
2400 kms from home."


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«Reply #39 on: July 22, 2005, 01:13:22 AM »

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order
to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the
answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in
a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word


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