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«Reply #15 on: April 13, 2005, 03:58:02 PM »

Once again santa was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.

The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.

"They should not put up such misleading notices,"said santa." It said , FINE FOR PARKING HERE."


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«Reply #16 on: April 13, 2005, 04:01:12 PM »

Santa, Banta, and one of their friend, Sunny, tried out for the same job as road stripers. The employer told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job.

At the end of the first day Sunny head had painted 4 miles, Banta had painted 3.5 miles, and Santa had painted 10 miles. The employer was so exited he told Santa to keep it up and the job was his.

The next day the Sunny painted 6 miles, Banta 7 miles, and Santa 5 miles. The employer told Santa not to worry, you still have a good lead.
So, on the third day Sunny had painted 7 miles, Banta 8 miles, and Santa only two miles.

The employer was so disappointed, he asked Santa, "What went wrong, you were doing so good?"
Santa said, "Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away."


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«Reply #17 on: April 13, 2005, 11:40:03 PM »

santa banta hi aap ka character kyun hai ............koi aur bhi tu naam use kia ja skta hai na...............now change the history.............. man


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«Reply #18 on: April 14, 2005, 08:32:29 PM »

Quote from: "fakharenaveed"

santa banta hi aap ka character kyun hai ............koi aur bhi tu naam use kia ja skta hai na...............now change the history.............. man

Santa d Gr8..............

If there is a will, there is a way
If there is a Joke, there is Santa ....... :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #19 on: April 14, 2005, 08:34:46 PM »

Santa and Banta are employed in a computer hardware store as movers.

One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa being energetic that day doesn't feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta is struggling very hard to lift his computer.

At this Santa says,

"What Banta, my comp has 500 MB HardDisk and urs has just 250, even then u cannot lift it Huh?

"

At this Banta thinks for a while and replies,

"Thats right, but my HardDisk is full and urs is empty"


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«Reply #20 on: April 15, 2005, 03:44:42 AM »

^ good job new yorker............i like all these......

realy santa and banta are superb same to you....

he he he he he he ^^^


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«Reply #21 on: April 17, 2005, 03:42:28 PM »

Phir se dance ............ :lol: :lol: :lol:

:airquitar: ~~~ :sing1: ~~~ :airquitar:


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«Reply #22 on: April 17, 2005, 10:44:12 PM »

YAAR AAP MUSIC NA ON RKOO MEIN KIA KROON MUJH S RAHA HI NAHIN JATA HAI


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«Reply #23 on: May 02, 2005, 07:25:36 PM »

Agar Repeat ho to maaf kar dena Bhaiyon aur meri gharwaali ki Behno .... :lol:

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One fine day a Girl proposed to a Sardar and Sardar denied simply, saying that in our Family we marry only our relatives: My MoM married my Dad, my Brother married my Bhabhi, My Uncle married my Aunt and so on. Hence, please excuse me.

"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...." Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles,Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here?
Sardarji : Downwards ...

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«Reply #24 on: May 02, 2005, 07:27:00 PM »

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

.. puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind….
.. gets stabbed in a shoot-out…
.. sends a fax with a postage stamp on it…
.. tries to drown a fish in water…
.. thinks socialism means partying...
.. trips over a cordless phone…
.. takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept…
.. studies for a blood test and fails…
.. sells the car for gas money…
.. misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead…
.. gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor…


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«Reply #25 on: May 02, 2005, 07:30:27 PM »

Bet between Santa & Banta

Santa: Banta main full confidence ke saath keh sakta hoon ki koi bhi 2 ghante mein Delhi se Agra jaake waapis nahi aa sakta

Banta: Santa meri Maruti 800 gaddi mein bhi yeh kar sakta hoon main

Santa: Theek hai phir sharrth lagaate hain. Agar tu do ghante mein Agra ke Taj Mahal pe jaake waapis aaya to main tujhe paanch hazaar rupaye doonga

Banta: theek hai. Abb 10 baje hain. 11 baje ko jo Ram ki paan ki dukaan hai wahan tu telephone karna.
(Santa speeds away in his Maruti 800)

At 11 am
Santa: Ramu, Banta ek ghante pehle nikla tha udhar pahuncha kya?
Ramu: Jee praaji abhi waapis aa raha hai

Santa is worried abt his loss now sad5

Surprisingly Banta doesnt reach back at 12, 13, 14.... in fact Banta reaches next day at 12:00 noon.

Santa: Yeh main sharrth jeet gaya :D Par Banta ik baat bata. tujhe jaane mein to ik ghanta laaga parr aane mein itni der kyon laga di??? :?:

Banta: Is mein meri koi gallathi nahi hai Santa. Maruti waalon ki gallathi hai. Agge jaane ke liye chaar gear hai peeche aane ke liye sirrff ikk hai :cry: :cry:


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«Reply #26 on: May 08, 2005, 07:28:30 PM »

Sardarji is travelling by train. He feels sleepy, so he gives the guy opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station comes. This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees Sardarji deserves more. So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly shaves off his beard. When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji and sends him home.

Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly screams when he sees the mirror.

Sardarni asks, "What's the matter?"
Sardar: "The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes up someone else!"


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«Reply #27 on: May 08, 2005, 07:30:36 PM »

Once there is a meeting of Sardars for wich there is a pandal erected. When the meeting was just about to start a crow enters the pandal and pecks a sardar on his head and flies away. The sardar stares angrily at the crow. Aftersometime again the crow comes and pecks the sardar on his head. Sardar now shouts at the crow that now he won't leave him if he pecks him again!! Again after sometime the crow comes and pecks the same sardar.

Now visibly angry, the sardar stands up from the meeting, takes out his "khanjar" and starts running behind the crow. The crow flies out of pandal, but sardar is now too angry to leave it. He runs behind it. The crow now enters an adjacent building and sardar follows him yelling "Oye couvey mai aj tera khoon pee jaunga". The crow caws and starts flying up the building stairs. Sardar follows him. Crow reaches 1st floor.. sardar on first floor. Crow reaches 2nd floor.. sardar on 2nd floor. Thus sardar chases him till terrace. Now on terrace the crow sits on the ladder of water tank. Sardar comes and doesn't see the crow. He yells "oye kutte, chup gaya kya?". Crow caws and sardar sees him on ladder. He again runs beind the crow. Now crow lands itself on the water tank. Sardar is below the ladder. Crow caws. Sardar starts thinking.. Then suddenly he removes the ladder from tank and shouts "Abhi neeche utar ke baata".


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«Reply #28 on: May 27, 2005, 03:48:59 AM »

Santa goes for a job interview in an office.

The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Mr, can you tell us your age, please?"

Santa counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."

The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

Santa stands up and produces a measuring tape from his handbag.. he then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape to the top of his head. he checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the he won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

Santa bobs his head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to himself, before replying, "Santa!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"

"Oh, that!" replies Santa," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear Santa...happy birthday to you...'.


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«Reply #29 on: May 27, 2005, 10:34:16 PM »

Wel come back joker ji

buhat khooba te hi dil jeet liya aap ney


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