saurav dada....watch out

Q. What did Dada say when he was asked, 'Why is
it always necessary to wear protection(helmet)?"

A "Two minutes of fun can ruin your life
otherwise."...hehe


Q. Dada teaching his daughter ABC....


A A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for
caught, D for Dadagiri ..........


Q. what is the similarity between 100 m race and
Dada's innings?


A. Both take same time to complete.


Q. Easiest way to get Dada out?


A. just bowl to him .... He will get out anyway.


Q. How can Dada score century in cricket?


A. By bowling 10 overs........ he will give away
100 runs


Q. Which is the best team in the world?


A. India offcourse...... plays with 10 people (
dada cant bat, bowl or field) and still wins
sometimes.


Q. What shud Dada do after retirement?


A. Become catching coach ..... he offers best
catches in the game of cricket.


Q. What's Rahul Dravid's latest statement about
Dada?


A. "In the pavilion, first there's God and then
there's Dada".


Q. What's Dada's favorite Engilsh movie?


A. Gone in 60 Seconds


Q. Whats Dada's favorite hindi movie?


A. AA Aab laut chalen.


Q. Whats Dada's favorite song?


A. Ek pal ka Jeena ...... Phir to hai jana (Kaho
na pyar hai)


Q. Whats Dada's favorite food?


A. Maggie (offcourse.... He puts Maggie noodles
in a pan before going to bat and he comes back
just in time when it is ready)


Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his Bat?


A. He doesn't use it anyways.


Q. Who can beat Dada's record of 2 min at crease?


A. Dada himself if he can improve his running
speed.

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