Scary story(Santa Banta) ... funny

This guy drives from Mumbai to Pune and  decides not to take the new
expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and
when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from
nowhere. Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road,
hoping to get a lift to the nearest human habitation. It's dark and raining
and  pretty
soon he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the
monsoon rains are so strong he can  hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It  slows and then stops next
to him - without thinking the guy opens the car's door and jumps in.
Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank  the   person who had saved
him when
he realizes there is nobody  behind the wheel!!!

Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any
engine,the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at   the  road ahead and
sees a
curve coming (remember, this  is in the hills and  there is a
steep,steep drop beyond the curve).  Scared  almost to death he  starts
to pray, begging the Lord for his life. He hasn't come out of
shock,when just before he hits the curve, a hand  appears through the
window and moves the wheel!

The car makes the curve safely and continues  on the road to the next
bend.

The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how  the  hand appears every
time they are before a curve and moves the  steering wheel  just enough to
get the car around each bend.

Finally,  the guy sees  lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches
open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs
as  hard as he can  towards the lights.

It's a small town.Wet and in shock goes to a  roadside dhabba, which is
open, and asks for a drink. They find some hooch  and give him a shot.
And he starts telling whoever is in the dhabba about the horrible experience
he's just been through. A silence  envelops everybody  when they realize
the guy isn't drunk, and is  really  frightened - he's crying and
shaking.  So they give him more hooch and talk about what  they should
do, whether to call the police or find a priest, or  what.

But just then two guys (santa & banta) walk into the dhabba! One says to
the other "Look, Banta - that's the guy who got in our car when we were
pushing it."
 :lol: