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nishita

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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! :lol:

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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PINKY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
PINKY: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy from? :lol:


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nishita

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«Reply #1 on: August 23, 2004, 08:28:41 AM »

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought before the Judge to answer for a ticket given to her for driving through a red light.

She explained to his honour that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of
her case so she could get to the school on time.

A wild gleam came into the Judge's eyes. "You're a school teacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall
realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a school teacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will
not drive through red lights' 500 times!"


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nishita

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«Reply #2 on: August 31, 2004, 07:43:48 PM »

There were three best friends friends in a school one of them said my father is a BATMAN, and the another boy said my father is a SUPERMAN and the third stood still and thought for a while and said my father is a DOBBER MAN.


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nishita

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«Reply #3 on: August 31, 2004, 07:51:57 PM »

Once in a school ...kids were asked to write an essay on POSTMAN..
so one sardar ka kid wrote---->

Ek ladki se main bahut pyaar karta tha, ek din woh koi aur country chali gai, aur keh gai keh "Muje roz chiti bejna".

Hamesha chiti bhejta raha par uska reply na aaya, aur ek din pata chala ki woh shaadi kar rahi hai, malum hai kiss se . Usi postman se jo usse roz chitti dene jaata tha kyuki woh usse roz milti thi aur unhe pyaar ho gaya.....

And his father said tht it was one of the best suspense essay ever written kyuki last tak pata hi nahi chala akhir postman kha hai... so he shud be given first prize...'

Bolo Tarara


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Pooja

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«Reply #4 on: August 31, 2004, 10:23:19 PM »

ha ha ha ha ha ha


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nishita

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«Reply #5 on: September 01, 2004, 07:28:08 AM »

he he


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jhallo

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«Reply #6 on: September 02, 2004, 04:15:27 AM »

bahut hi acha joke likha si jee
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ek baar ek american ek japani aur ek indian(ofcourse sardar..hehe)...aeroplane main ja rahe hote hain...thodi der main american apne kaan ke paas haath rakhta hai aurkuch kuch bolta hai.....
sardar ji pareshaan ho kar poochte hai ye kya kar rahe ho..to american kahta hai mere haath main chip lagi hai isko main mobile ki tarah use karta hun....sardar bada hairaan..!!!.........thodi der main japani apni ungli kaam main lagata hai aur kuch kuch bolta hai...sardar ji kahte hain ..tu e ki kar rya hai..japni kahta hai meri ungli main chip lagi hai..main isko mobile ki tarah use karta hun...sardar ji man main sochte hain wah kya technology hai......................sardar ji thodi der main toilet main jate hain aur jab wapis ate hain to unke pajame ke peeche tissue laga hota hai....american aur japani kahte hai sardar ji aapke peeche tissue laga hai ...sardar ji kahte hai .shhhhhhhhhhhhh...fax aa raha hai:D


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Pooja

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«Reply #7 on: September 02, 2004, 04:18:06 AM »

bahoot khoob jhallo...


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nishita

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«Reply #8 on: September 03, 2004, 05:41:18 PM »

lol jhallo bhaiyya


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studenteye

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sardar's son came back from school

«Reply #9 on: September 04, 2004, 08:36:45 AM »

A sardar's son came back from school and said, "Papa, today there was a spelling test in class. All others could not even spell 3-letter words, but I could spell even 6-letter ones. Is that because I am a sardar?" "No Beta, that is because you are intelligent" said the father.

Next day the son came home and said, "Papa, today there was a counting test in class. All others could count only upto 10. I could count upto 100. Is that because I am a sardar?". His father said, "No son, that is because you are intelligent"

The third day he came back from school and said, "Papa, today they measured the height of all people in the class. All others were only 3 feet tall. I was almost 5.5 foot. Is that because I am a sardar?". To this the father replied, "No puthar, that is because you are 20 years old!!"


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nishita

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«Reply #10 on: September 04, 2004, 09:26:28 AM »

loll nice one


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studenteye

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«Reply #11 on: September 04, 2004, 09:58:57 AM »

Thanx nishita :D

Check this one

Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy.
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, but the answers did !


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«Reply #12 on: September 07, 2004, 12:10:33 PM »

nice one student..

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story....

The next day Billy tells his story....

"My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands"

Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story....Billy replies, "Yeah... don't mess with my dad when he's been drinking


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nishita

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«Reply #13 on: September 07, 2004, 12:11:50 PM »

Priti said to her friend,"dekho , tumahre papa pipe ke sahare apne kamre mein ja rahe hain ."

Her friend said," haan , jab se inka leg fracture hua hai tab se ye aise hi aate - jaate hain, kyunki doctor ne plaster katne tak inhe sirhiyan chaharne se mana kiya hai."


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Pooja

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«Reply #14 on: September 07, 2004, 02:43:16 PM »

lolzzzz


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