Scooter Stand!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy rides up in a scooter to a theatre and asks
another person "Where is the scooter stand?"

The other person replies "Tell me, what is your name?"

"Rajesh", he answered somewhat puzzled.

"What do your parents do?"

"Why? My mother's a doctor and my father's an
engineer"

"Are you endowed with property and things like that?"

"Yes", he said more puzzled now, "We in fact have
quite a bit of property back in our village"

"What is your qualification?"

"I've done M. Com"

"Look, Mister. You have a good background, both your
parents have high qualifications and in fact, you
yourself have done M. Com and yet you don't know the
simple fact that a scooter stand is fixed to the
bottom of the scooter."