shayari

Aap se hi hai gila..
Aap se hi pyaar..
Aap ka tha mujhe har pal intezaar
Bardasht nahi hota..
Ab mujhe se mere yaar..
Aapki khata ..Bewafai..
Maaf karta hai dil jaane kyun....

Hum ye nahi kehte..Dil ke bure ho tum
Gustaankhiyaan lekin karte rehte ho tum
Aapki sab gustankhiyaan maaf karta hai dil jaane kyun.....

Do kadam do kadam chale hum
Khaamoshiyon ka ye kissa
Khatam kare hum..
Aapki sabhi khamoshiyaan maaf karta hai dil jaane kyun....

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de

Palbhar mein tut jaye who kassam nahi,
Dosti mein bhool jaye woh hum nahi,
Tum bewafa bano is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyuki hamari wafa bhi kuch kum nahi

Zahar deta hai mujhe koi dava deta hai
Jo bhi milta hai mere gam ko badha deta hai

Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri jheel
So my darling ... What's the big-deal ??

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjho

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai.

Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya

Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaoon tumhain dinner per,
Per suna hai tum khaati bohot ho!

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- Chahat