signs of a south indian gf:SMS , mobile & JOKES

sachin_9810******

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if U 've a South Indian Girlfriend

Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras /Anna University.

Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

She shudders if you use four letter words.

She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconutoil from her hair.)

She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.

For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortablewhile you are melting in your singlet.

She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.

Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.

She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..

Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

She is more educated than you.

Her father thinks she is much smarter than you...
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vikas2210

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signs of a south indian gf

«Reply #1 on: April 06, 2005, 04:28:59 AM »

kuch mix up ho gaya

girlfreind aur wife mein kuch to fark karoo

nahi to sabki vaat lag jaygee.

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dhadkan

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signs of a south indian gf

«Reply #2 on: April 06, 2005, 04:59:18 AM »

Lagta hai sachin ki gf ya wife southie hai.............................................. ................................................. ................


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vikas2210

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signs of a south indian gf

«Reply #3 on: April 06, 2005, 05:15:42 AM »

na na sachin in gf ab wife ban gayee hai.

sachin ki shaadi ho gayee.
congrats sanchin

yaar rava masala dosa ko banane ka tareeka bataoo.

plsssssssssssssssssssssssss


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dhadkan

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signs of a south indian gf

«Reply #4 on: April 06, 2005, 05:31:18 AM »

oh ......... congratulations Sachin........................................... ................................................. ...................


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sachin_9810******

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signs of a south indian gf

«Reply #5 on: April 06, 2005, 07:28:03 AM »

mujhe samajh nahin aa raha aap mujhe dua de rahe ya gali


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vikas2210

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signs of a south indian gf

«Reply #6 on: April 07, 2005, 12:11:07 PM »

hey south indian are very cultured and well mannered persons.

u should not take it otherwise.

u know our Dharam praji has also married south india girl.


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sachin_9810******

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signs of a south indian gf

«Reply #7 on: April 07, 2005, 04:55:59 PM »

i know but its just a joke............................


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pandit

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signs of a south indian gf

«Reply #8 on: April 07, 2005, 05:03:37 PM »

wah sachin bhai,
kya likh rahe ho kasam se.......bahut hi sateek hai.....
main to mehsus kar raha hoo q ki south indians se ghira hua hooooooooo..............


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sachin_9810******

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signs of a south indian gf

«Reply #9 on: April 07, 2005, 05:35:07 PM »

wah pandit bhai
tumne aaj sab ko bata diya ki dil se padhna kisse kehte hain


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