Simple Answers

by Kumkum on July 26, 2005, 12:27:59 PM
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Kumkum
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1. What did the lonely banana say?
Ans: I'm a'kela'

2. What did the green peas say?
Ans: Nothing. They just 'mutter'ed

3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
'Aaloo?'

4. Where do cabbages hang out?
Ans: In the Gobi desert

5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
Ans: B(h)ooths

6. What did the flower say to its girl friend?
Ans: Why do phools fall in love?

7. What did the fat car say?
Ans: I'm a mota car

8. What did the confused egg say?
Ans: I don't unda-stand

9. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
Ans: Jhinga Bells

10. What did the half eaten naan say?
Ans : I wish I was puri

11. What language do carrots speak?
Ans: Gajarati.
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #1 on: July 26, 2005, 01:16:50 PM »
nice one Kumkum........................................... ...!!!
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2 on: July 28, 2005, 01:06:07 AM »
NICE..................................KUMKUM JI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PREMANSHU
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«Reply #3 on: July 28, 2005, 04:10:08 AM »


COOL & FUNNY                                                     . :p

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Saman Firdaus
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«Reply #4 on: November 03, 2013, 12:10:06 PM »
Cool nd Funnyy veryy funnyyy... Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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