* ~ smile please ~ *

by kashiiif on February 09, 2011, 12:35:26 PM
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kashiiif
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A man to bus driver :- tum kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

driver :- 24 ghante  sad10

aadmi hairani se :- Arrey ! wo kasie ?


driver :- 8 ghante es bus me aur 16 ghante biwi ke bas me ....! sad10
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kashiiif
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«Reply #1 on: February 09, 2011, 12:42:17 PM »
Zara thehro....Chale jana !
mujhe zara tumse kuch kehna hai
bahut waqt nai lon ga
Mukhtasar se bat karni hai
na dukh apne sunane hai
na koi faryad karni hai
Na ye maloom karna hai
K din raat kaise hai
mujhe bas itna kehna hai











Tumhari light aa gai hai kya ?
hamari to gai hui hai ......!



(NM)
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kashiiif
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«Reply #2 on: February 09, 2011, 12:45:27 PM »
Interviewer :- wht is skeleton?

santa :- Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forget to stop it .....!
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kashiiif
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«Reply #3 on: February 09, 2011, 12:49:17 PM »
Wife :- me maike ja rahi hu...tallaaaq ka notice bhej dungi ...! sad10


husband :- meethi meethi batain kar ke khush karne ke koshish na kar ....!
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marhoom bahayaat
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«Reply #4 on: February 09, 2011, 12:51:10 PM »
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marhoom bahayaat
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«Reply #5 on: February 09, 2011, 12:51:44 PM »
Quote from: kashiiif on February 09, 2011, 12:45:27 PM
Interviewer :- wht is skeleton?

santa :- Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forget to stop it .....!


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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kashiiif
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«Reply #6 on: February 09, 2011, 12:53:47 PM »
Boy :- Janu ! kya me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hu....?

girl :- han janu kyn nai ...just a min.


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yeh lo dekh lo.....tumhe to mujh par yakeen hi nai hai.... :sad10:huh ...
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marhoom bahayaat
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«Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 12:54:29 PM »
Quote from: kashiiif on February 09, 2011, 12:49:17 PM
Wife :- me maike ja rahi hu...tallaaaq ka notice bhej dungi ...! sad10


husband :- meethi meethi batain kar ke khush karne ke koshish na kar ....!


achchchaaaa hai bhai
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kashiiif
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«Reply #8 on: February 09, 2011, 12:58:34 PM »
Dosti me shumaar kaisa ?

Yakeen kaisa ? gumaan kaisa ?

Urroj kaisa ? zawall kaisa?

SAwal kaisa ? jawab kaisa ?

dosti to dosti hai  icon_salut





50 ka balance bhej do.....
doston se hisaab kais a.....?
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kashiiif
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«Reply #9 on: February 09, 2011, 12:59:03 PM »
Quote from: marhoom bahayaat on February 09, 2011, 12:54:29 PM

achchchaaaa hai bhai


bahut shukriya ....
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marhoom bahayaat
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«Reply #10 on: February 09, 2011, 01:00:33 PM »
Quote from: kashiiif on February 09, 2011, 12:58:34 PM
Dosti me shumaar kaisa ?

Yakeen kaisa ? gumaan kaisa ?

Urroj kaisa ? zawall kaisa?

SAwal kaisa ? jawab kaisa ?

dosti to dosti hai  icon_salut





50 ka balance bhej do.....
doston se hisaab kais a.....?


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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kashiiif
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«Reply #11 on: February 09, 2011, 01:01:59 PM »
Maa ke anchal me sooone ka sukh agli nasal nai le payegi ....







Kyonki jeans pehanne wali MAA aanchal kahan se layegi .....?
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kashiiif
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«Reply #12 on: February 09, 2011, 01:09:52 PM »
Wife , husband ko mar rahi the ....


parosi :- kyn mar rahi ho....?

wife :- inko call kiya to 1 larki boli ....aap jisse sampark karna chahte hai ..wo

abhi vayast hai
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kashiiif
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«Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 01:12:49 PM »
boy :-

barish ki bundo me
teri yad aati hai


sawan ke mahine me
teri yad aati hai


girl ;-
drama na kar
mujhe yad hai ....
teri chatri
wapas karni hai .......
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«Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 05:39:18 PM »
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