Smile_Smile

by Kamlesh Jthwani on February 18, 2011, 07:03:37 AM

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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Wife-Suna he jannat me husband ke sath wife ko nahi rahne dete.

Husband-Sahi suna he.

Wife-Aisa kyo?

Hus-Are pagli,tabhi to use jannat kahte he.


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 07:09:23 AM »

GIRL-Mere liye apni jindgi barbad na kar
BOY-Aisa Q keh rahi ho?
GIRL-Is raste par sirf patthar or kante He
BOY-Chalega, mare pas achhi brand k shoes He


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 07:12:02 AM »

The real value of infinity known,
When we open the 1st page of our text book on the night before exam
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See the number of pages to be read...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 07:16:21 AM »

Santa calls FM station- I've found wallet wid Rs.15000 of Mr Sharma...

RJ-Do u want 2 return it?

Santa-Nahi re pagle,
I want 2 dedicate a sad song 2 him...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 07:20:17 AM »

Agar aapki girlfriend
'S'mart hai

'I'nteligent hai

'S'weet hai

'T'alented hai

'E'motionaL hai

'R'omantic hai

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SHORT me use "SISTER" bolo...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 07:23:03 AM »

Judge - This is 3rd time you are coming to court, you don't feel shame...?

Santa - You are coming daily, don't you feel shame...!


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Matrix Guy

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 07:24:53 AM »

maja aa gaya kamlesh ji.........sabhi joskes mast he ........sab ek se badkar ek.........


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 07:28:51 AM »

Thank you very much... Mr Matrix...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 07:31:40 AM »

P.J.

Sir - It seems u haven't studied ur Geography, why?

Student - My dad says, The world is changing everyday
So I decided 2 wait until it settles down...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #9 on: February 18, 2011, 07:35:58 AM »

I studied & never topped
But today toppers of the best universities are my employes
-Bill Gates
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Bas, yahi 1 statement muze top karne se rok deta he...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #10 on: February 18, 2011, 07:39:00 AM »

Santa - God, Agar mujhe Rs.100 doge to 50 apko chadhaunga...

Thodi door pe usko 50 ka note mila...

Santa - Prabhu, Itna bhi bharosa nahi, pahle hi kaat liye...?


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #11 on: February 18, 2011, 07:46:44 AM »

Ek akkalmand insaan ne bewakuf se puchha - Saari duniya tumhe bewkuf kyo kahti hai?
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Niche kya dekh rahe ho?
Jawaab do...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #12 on: February 18, 2011, 07:52:47 AM »

Hundred words don't give pain...
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But a true friend's silence hurts a lot...
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Specially in the examination hall...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #13 on: February 18, 2011, 07:57:13 AM »

Sir - Kal school kyo nahi aaya...?

Santa - Sir, Gir gaya tha to lag gai...

Sir - Kaha gire aur kaha lagi...?

Santa - Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gai...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #14 on: February 18, 2011, 08:03:27 AM »

Proffesor - What is "Attention Deficit Hypractive Disorder?"

Student - Jimba Lomba Bomba...!

Proffesor - Ye kya tha?

Student - Pehle aap kahiye wo kya tha?