Smile_Smile

by Kamlesh Jthwani on February 18, 2011, 07:03:37 AM

Yoindia ShayariAdab > Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies > SMS , mobile & JOKES > Topic: Smile_Smile

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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #15 on: February 18, 2011, 08:14:14 AM »

Biwi - Aap ne bahut dino baad mera photo kheencha hai...!

Husband - Wo aisa hai ki, Mere sar pe aaj Wild-Life photography ka bhoot sawaar hua hai...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #16 on: February 18, 2011, 08:18:59 AM »

Teacher - NAARI ka matlab kya hota hai?

Girl - Naari ka matlab hai Shakti...

Teacher - To phir Purush ka matlab kya hai...?

Boy - Sahan Shakti...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #17 on: February 18, 2011, 08:25:39 AM »

P.J.

Teacher - What's the half of 8?

Santa - Agar horizontaly aadha karo to 0 & verticaly karo to 3


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #18 on: February 18, 2011, 08:29:06 AM »

Chor ki biwi apne pati se - Ghar ka Raashan khatam ho gaya hai, Jaldi se le aao...

Chor - Le aaunga, Aisi bhi kya jaldi hai, zara dukaane to band hone do...!


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«Reply #19 on: February 18, 2011, 08:36:10 AM »

Santa - Judge sahab, mujhe talaaq chahiye, pichhle 1 saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki...

Judge - Ek bar phir soch le, aisi biwi kismat se milti hai...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #20 on: February 18, 2011, 08:44:03 AM »

Doctor aur Engineer mar jaate hai...

Yamraj - Doctor ko 11 saal aur Engineer ko 7 saal Narak ki sazaa di jati hai...

Doctor - Mujhe 4 saal jyada kyo...?

Yamraj - Ye 4 saal Engineering karke Narak bhog chuka hai...


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«Reply #21 on: February 18, 2011, 08:47:38 AM »

Santa ghode pe baithkar ghoom raha tha...

Banta - Tujhe police pakdegi.

Santa - Kyo?

Banta - Helmet nahi pahna hai.

Santa-Are dekh! 4 wheeler hai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #22 on: February 18, 2011, 08:50:30 AM »

What is the Similarity Between:

Mandir ke Bahar Joote Utarna
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Misscall Marna?

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Dono me yahi darr hota hai
ki koi utha na le...


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«Reply #23 on: February 18, 2011, 08:54:35 AM »

Wife - Aap apne dost ki biwi ke Janaaze par kyo nahi gaye?

Husbnd - Kis Muh Se jaau? Wo apni teesri biwi ke Janaaze par bula raha hai aur main use abhi tak ek baar bhi nahi bula saka hu...


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«Reply #24 on: February 18, 2011, 08:58:47 AM »

Bhikhari - Rs.10 do na, Mobile recharge karke girlfriend ko msg karna hai...

Seth - Waah! Bhikhari ne bhi Girlfriend banaai hai...!

Bhikhari - Nahi ji, Girlfriend ne bhikhari banaya hai...!


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«Reply #25 on: February 18, 2011, 09:01:51 AM »

Mat chhino College ke bachcho se mobile,

Ye akele rahne se bahut darte hai.

Le-Lo exam bhi SMS par,

Kyoki ye ek hi chiz to he jo Mann lagakar padhte hai...


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«Reply #26 on: February 18, 2011, 09:36:05 AM »

Teacher - Art ki copy pe sab train banaao, main 5 minute me aa rahi hu...

10 minute baad...

Teacher - Train dikhaao.

Student - Aapko der ho gai, Train 5 minute pahle chali gai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #27 on: February 18, 2011, 09:40:14 AM »

Ek baat bataao...
Paagal insaan tanhai me kya mehsus karta hai?
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Koi jaldi nahi hai...
Mehsus karke bataa dena...


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«Reply #28 on: February 18, 2011, 09:44:59 AM »

We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,

33 as Thirty Three,

44 as Forty Four,

55 as Fifty Five,

Why not 11 as Onety One...!?

Doubt By Last Bench association...!


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«Reply #29 on: February 18, 2011, 09:56:12 AM »

Santa - Yaar mujhe Tennis ki bahut knowledge hai...!
Chaahe kuchh bhi poochh le...
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Banta - Achha, to yeh bataa Tennis-Net me kitne chhed hote hai...?